I think I’m going to cut off my penis

[Turk February]

While offering you money for it would be unethical, I can probably provide you with craft service lunch if you let me film it for a documentary. No youtube bullshit, this is going straight to TIFF.

 

[Stent]

Never going to happen with that wishy-washy attitude of yours. Make it happen.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

You have already been acting like you don't have a penis since your return, so it wouldn't make any difference at this point.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

You're supposed to eat someone else's penis

I suggest the nigger who's fucking your neighbor

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Eating a penis gives you mugic powers too.

Only Albino penises from Mozambique cure AIDS

 

[aRTie02150]

Anyone who calls you crazy for doing this is the actual crazy one.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

@Sue Lightning will try to rape you afterwards

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Eating a penis helps with magic spells

When he’s right he’s right

 

[THE D]

Anyone who calls you crazy for doing this is the actual crazy one.

After much consideration, The DMAN does agree that the best course of action for Nig Jim would in fact be to partake in the time honored tradition of self castration followed by a well earned meal.

It tastes better if you cooked it yourself James. Have at it. And report back to us when you inevitably live to tell the story. Can't wait to read it. Good luck bro.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

The whole twig and giggle berries?

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

The whole twig and giggle berries?

Oh come on now!

 

[Stent]

You get in there and show that penis who's the boss!