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I met a hispanic chick once who was with a girl I knew who wearing a Nirvana T and I was like "oh you listen to Nirvana?" and she was like "huh?". Its literally just a facile image for them, like wearing a GAP shirt or whatever, its the equivalent of wearing a brand name. Its fucking retarded.
Are you saying the chicks wearing Thrasher shirts aren't in to skating?
 

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Oh but they do.

So do the straights

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At a college party almost 2 decades ago now there was this hot little babe wearing an Iron Maiden shirt so I innocently figured this girl is made for me. I went over and commented on how much I liked her shirt and....She couldn't name one song. I actually got angry and started in on what a poser she was. It went downhill from there.
Why do this? Why not let it go and just always remember....women are very superficial and dumb. But at 20 I couldn't let it go.
 

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At a college party almost 2 decades ago now there was this hot little babe wearing an Iron Maiden shirt so I innocently figured this girl is made for me. I went over and commented on how much I liked her shirt and....She couldn't name one song. I actually got angry and started in on what a poser she was. It went downhill from there.
Why do this? Why not let it go and just always remember....women are very superficial and dumb. But at 20 I couldn't let it go.
She definitely thought you were an autistic weirdo.
 

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Multiple times I've commented on the band on someone's shirt and they're just like "uhhhhhhhhhhh yeh I dunno it's just a shirt, I dont know the band".

I hate the faggot term NPC to describe people, but that's like what they are.

Speaking of which, I was out a couple of weeks ago with my "chick" and saw an uber eats guy on his bike and asked him if there were any good bars around there. He'd know since he rides around the place picking up food. But he just stared at us. "Duhhhhhhhh" and my "chick" said "wow he's an NPC" and he still didn't say anything.

People are so socially fucking autistic and retarded now that they don't know how to speak when a stranger talks to them? I wanted to smash his fucking face in.
 

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At a college party almost 2 decades ago now there was this hot little babe wearing an Iron Maiden shirt so I innocently figured this girl is made for me. I went over and commented on how much I liked her shirt and....She couldn't name one song. I actually got angry and started in on what a poser she was. It went downhill from there.
Why do this? Why not let it go and just always remember....women are very superficial and dumb. But at 20 I couldn't let it go.
You're just a teenage dirtbag faggot
 

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Multiple times I've commented on the band on someone's shirt and they're just like "uhhhhhhhhhhh yeh I dunno it's just a shirt, I dont know the band".

I hate the faggot term NPC to describe people, but that's like what they are.

Speaking of which, I was out a couple of weeks ago with my "chick" and saw an uber eats guy on his bike and asked him if there were any good bars around there. He'd know since he rides around the place picking up food. But he just stared at us. "Duhhhhhhhh" and my "chick" said "wow he's an NPC" and he still didn't say anything.

People are so socially fucking autistic and retarded now that they don't know how to speak when a stranger talks to them? I wanted to smash his fucking face in.
 

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At a college party almost 2 decades ago now there was this hot little babe wearing an Iron Maiden shirt so I innocently figured this girl is made for me. I went over and commented on how much I liked her shirt and....She couldn't name one song. I actually got angry and started in on what a poser she was. It went downhill from there.
Why do this? Why not let it go and just always remember....women are very superficial and dumb. But at 20 I couldn't let it go.

When I was in high school there was a proliferation of Ramones shirts...I guess on account of they sold them at Hot Topic? I'd quiz everybody what their top 5 Ramones songs were...no one ever knew any. I still do that to girls when I'm in the mood. Dudes can name a couple AT LEAST usually. Broads like never.
 
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