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I think I might've fucked my back this morning

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I was yanking on a fucking maple sapling up against a house as hard as I could and something like popped in my back and all around my side and to my sternum. I don't know if one of my ribs slipped out and back in or if I pulled a muscle or what. I already have a rib in my chest that does that sometimes but this one was like right in the middle and it felt like my spine was on fire for like 10 minutes after and now I feel fine. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna wake up hurting bad tomorrow though. I also just kept working like a dumbshit. The muscles are twitching and jumping like crazy in my side. I went home for lunch and I laid down on my back and that made the burning pain happen again. I have to go back now.

If I do cripple myself I'm going to move to Holland and get in wheelchair fights with Cakehorn like Tom Cruise and Willem Dafoe in Born On The Fourth of July.
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yanking on a fucking maple sapling up against a house as hard as I could and something like popped in my back
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I was yanking on a fucking maple sapling up against a house as hard as I could and something like popped in my back and all around my side and to my sternum. I don't know if one of my ribs slipped out and back in or if I pulled a muscle or what. I already have a rib in my chest that does that sometimes but this one was like right in the middle and it felt like my spine was on fire for like 10 minutes after and now I feel fine. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna wake up hurting bad tomorrow though. I also just kept working like a dumbshit. The muscles are twitching and jumping like crazy in my side. I went home for lunch and I laid down on my back and that made the burning pain happen again. I have to go back now.

If I do cripple myself I'm going to move to Holland and get in wheelchair fights with Cakehorn like Tom Cruise and Willem Dafoe in Born On The Fourth of July.
That was my favorite scene from that movie ๐Ÿ˜‚ I hope you get to do that, sort of.
 
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