Food Basics/Metro Abe? They're the worst. Naggy asshole computers
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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I think I just broke one of the self checkout kiosks at my local grocery store.
- Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
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It was fucking Metro. Every one I've been to and made the mistake of using the self checkout it's always the same shit. The cashiers always have a miserable attitude too. Could be from asshole ghosts yelling at them all day, I suppose. But they literally act annoyed by customers.
The one time I had a shitload of change in my truck so I gathered it up and took it to the coinstar machine in Metro so some crackhead wouldn't smash my window to get $30 in nickels and dimes. When I went to the cashier with the receipt, she took a minute to finish her conversation with another employee, then didn't know what the receipt was for. I was like "it's from the coinstar machine" and she stared at me like I was a piece of shit. I had to point at the machine and say "I put my change in the coinstar machine and it said to give this receipt to a cashier." Then she threw her hands up all exasperated and was like "I can't even do that. Go to customer service." So I did and there was a sign that said that they're out and to go to another cashier. I went back to the cunt I was just talking to and before I even said anything she yelled at me "I CAN'T do it here, you HAVE to go to customer service." I was like "there's nobody at customer service and this store owes me 30 fucking dollars, so figure it out." Then the other lady she was talking to that heard the whole fucking interaction gives a big sigh and huffs and puffs her fat ass behind the customer service desk. She wasn't busy. The store was pretty much empty because it was late. She was just expecting me to get burnt for $30 by fucking Metro so she could stand there and gab with some other old cunt instead of do her fucking job that 15 year olds do. I should've spit in her fucking face.
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You're a good guy Mr President.
Right back atcha fella
Use the coins on the self service payout kiosk dummy. that way you aren't paying the % to coinjew.
Its annoying if its a coin slot feed. The self service I use has a little conveyor belt that you dump all the change into.
I've tried to buy birthday cards or other really light shit and it never fucking works. But if you don't scan the item and chuck it in the bag it will recognize an item has been added. Holy fucking shit.
It's the same at Food Basics. Look at them the wrong way and they think you're stealing shit. But I use it because there's always mile long lines at the regular checkouts. All the good cashiers quit from coof ptsd to be replaced by slow high school kids. That, the buses of yelling migrant greenhouse workers, the oddly placed medical clinic in the middle of a grocery store and the malfunctioning cart brakes makes it a real pain in the ass but I'm poor and cheap and a lot of thots tend to shop there for some reason so I'll keep going
Lmao whose voice is that supposed to be?
I don't know, just some random AI voice i selected, but it fits you perfectly i think.
Couldn't find one with a Canadian accent though, what's that all aboot?
WTF is a jakie?
Lets see - niggers put their ape paws all on my groceries or self-checkout?
FYI, there's a button you can press and hold for a few seconds to zero out the scale. It's usually just above the scale surface. If it's still fucking up, it means the scale surface is dirty and needs to be cleaned, usually by simply wiping it. You're not expected to know this, but here ya go.
I'm enjoying the fuck out of this.
Good, cause a found a new hobby, lol.
That shit honestly just turned my whole week around. God bless you.
I'm blown away by the AI's perfect Adam Libby impression.