I think Crusty Joann is having stroke

[Rick Roblinson]

"When I retire" really means "When Anthony dies".

 

[Professor Rape]

I've never seen an old lady simp before

They really do simp, never seen them do it for men their age though.
It's fucking funny how older woman are like "oh I always have younger guys your age flirting with me!" yet you can tell they don't because they simp like fucking crazy for you.

 

[captainjapan]

All I want for Christmas is for Moo Cow Joe to drown himself in The Great South Bay

 

[Chive Turkey]

She's gonna murder Carol

And wear her skin as a suit.

At least with Carol there's no need to tan it.

 

[RoTheHo69]

And wear her skin as a suit.

At least with Carol there's no need to tan it.

You could make a saddle and boots.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Retire from what?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Retire from what?

I’d be howling if Joseph starts working at a guitar shop or something part time in his “retirement”

 

[Child..]

I bet Moo and Carol have protracted conflicts over Joann. I bet Joann was a huge homewrecker in her formative "hoeing" years.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

With elderly Joe, Carol, and Joann this whole thing is like a retarded version of Geritol Follies.

 

[BUBBLER]

I bet Moo and Carol have protracted conflicts over Joann. I bet Joann was a huge homewrecker in her formative "hoeing" years.

That's why Joe broke her hip

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I bet Moo and Carol have protracted conflicts over Joann. I bet Joann was a huge homewrecker in her formative "hoeing" years.

Doubtful. When you're going out with out with a touring musician, female adoration is all part of the game. Carol "gets it"

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

"When I retire" really means "When Anthony dies".

Thats pretty crazy. Factoring in your brothers death as to how you will pay for your twilight years instead of having a savings and a portfolio to cash out. Imagine him telling carol " Once Anth kicks the bucket, we can get out of this hell hole."

 

[captainjapan]

How is Uncle Giuseppe gonna fleece his favorite moo cow if Joe leaves Long Island? Joe will be walking around a Piggly Wiggly concerned he isn't seeing any $16 blocks of Parmesan

 

[captainjapan]

 

[Child..]

"Fig spread" is what poor Egyptian peasants who can't afford proper jam or cheeses get, what a scammy grocery store.

What next, "gourmet raisins"? Dumb rube customers.

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

"Fig spread" is what poor Egyptian peasants who can't afford proper jam or cheeses get, what a scammy grocery store.

What next, "gourmet raisins"? Dumb rube customers.

You lied about the price of your sand nigger coffee to impress me. I revealed your lie and you never mentioned it again. You're a blue collar stiff who took 10 years to get a bachelor's.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

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Joe in 2026 that’s the fucking Libs fault