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I sometimes forget why this guy is a scumbag

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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Agree about meals but he’s disabled because he has a stuffy nose (as improbable as that seems) and it takes a lot of effort for him to do things.
He’s actually claimed he doesn’t have the energy to do much of anything and that’s why he doesn’t write / do much because he runs out of energy. Seriously, he claims being a lazy bum that refuses to get a job is his disability
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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I just wanted to make sure everyone knows / remembers Ooga really did claim him being lazy is his disability. I gotta find that interview, lot of Ooga gold in that one.
Oh, I get you now. Rereading what I wrote, if you’re not familiar with Ooga’s disability claims I could see how it seems like a joke.
 

iBangedQuasi

Bed Wetter.
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He’s actually claimed he doesn’t have the energy to do much of anything and that’s why he doesn’t write / do much because he runs out of energy. Seriously, he claims being a lazy bum that refuses to get a job is his disability

"ODE: Sure. Since birth, I have had chronic sinusitis—it’s a respiratory illness. I have perforated ear drums from the sinusitis infection, which means I’m hearing impaired. It’s all connected, like a network of disabilities springing from one.

That’s respiratory and hearing. Then, because of my chronic sinusitis, I am more susceptible to respiratory illnesses, so I had pneumonia and tuberculosis somewhere along the line. It sort of leaves your lungs a little scarred, you know? I have weaker lungs, and an entire network of respiratory problems.

From my tuberculosis, I got damage to my spine, so I have chronic back pain, too. Chronic sinusitis, hearing loss, chronic back pain, and general breathing difficulties—that’s about it for now."
 
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"ODE: Sure. Since birth, I have had chronic sinusitis—it’s a respiratory illness. I have perforated ear drums from the sinusitis infection, which means I’m hearing impaired. It’s all connected, like a network of disabilities springing from one.

That’s respiratory and hearing. Then, because of my chronic sinusitis, I am more susceptible to respiratory illnesses, so I had pneumonia and tuberculosis somewhere along the line. It sort of leaves your lungs a little scarred, you know? I have weaker lungs, and an entire network of respiratory problems.

From my tuberculosis, I got damage to my spine, so I have chronic back pain, too. Chronic sinusitis, hearing loss, chronic back pain, and general breathing difficulties—that’s about it for now."
Imagine getting tuberculosis after WW2.
 
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