I Saw the Swine

[guest]

I, I got a new wife
You'd hardly recognize me
I'm so fat
Why would an agent even speak to you?
Why should I bother when you can barely even read.
Ooooo is enough, enough

I saw the swine and it opened up my eyes
I saw the swine.
Twitter's a cess pool. Under Elon Musk's rule.
I saw the swine and he opened up my eyes
I saw the swine.
No one's gonna read your books
You'll toil in obscurity
with extra fat titee

Inside the closet
I peek out and watch niki play
While my friend Leroy stuffs her twat with farts
Inside the closet
Where I have myself a wank
Is enough enough?

I saw the swine and it opened up my eyes
I saw the swine
Debt keeps on raisin w'o amortization
I saw the swine and it opened up my eyes
I saw the swine.
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[guest]

Farting with big coons
Nikki hardly recognizes she's in debt

 

[Will Tate]

*Oi suaw the Swoine. Otherwise, well done.
WWAW Ace of Base being clones of Abba? @NoBacon comment?

 

[turdcutter]

I saw the shine
And he opened up my wife I saw the shine

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Ace of Baste

 

[guest]

I can't put down a parody until it's done. It's my tism. My whole life became about shoehorning "amortization" in there.
9 million and 1.

 

[guest]

Ace of Baste

Ace of Waist

 

[guest]

I, I got a new wife
You'd hardly recognize me
I'm so fat
Why would an agent even speak to you?
Why should I bother when you can barely even read.
Ooooo is enough, enough

I saw the swine and it opened up my eyes
I saw the swine.
Twitter's a cess pool. Under Elon Musk's rule.
I saw the swine and he opened up my eyes
I saw the swine.
No one's gonna read your books
You'll toil in obscurity
with extra fat titee

Inside the closet
I peek out and watch niki play
While my friend Leroy suffs her twat with farts
Inside the closet
Where I have myself a wank
Is enough enough?

I saw the swine and it opened up my eyes
I saw the swine
Debt keeps on raisin w'o amortization
I saw the swine and it opened up my eyes
I saw the swine.
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Name five ona bits go! No so sure of you, brothermen.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Wife-paid vacations
Can anybody tweet me, text me that I look like ham
I've lost my tiny erection
Without the dark farts wafting around me

 

[guest]

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Wife-paid vacations
Can anybody tweet me
Tell me I look like ham

Looks like Cory finally got over the rape.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Looks like Cory finally got over the rape.

wha happen

 

[guest]

wha happen

He looks like Cory Feldman.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

All that he wants is another hoagie
It's gone in seconds, child
All that he wants is another hoagie, yeah

 

[Meownaw]

Ace of Base? WWAWD 3rd Base? Ya feel me? LET'S GET IT POPPIN!

 

[RobertMewler]

 

[guest]

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I teared up. Thank you.

 

[guest]

8/10

 

[RoTheHo69]

Fuckin dreck. Not good.

 

[guest]

This song came out when I was a kid and, until seeing this post, I always thought it was "I saw the Sun." Never knew the name of the song, just heard it a thousand times. We used to sing "I fucked your mum, she opened up her legs and I gave her some, it was fantastic, her pussy was like elastic" on the bus from football because we were 12 and that was the height of humour

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I saw the shine
And he opened up my wife I saw the shine

Underrated gag.

that was the height of humour

It’s at least twice as funny as any attempt at humor Pat’s ever made.