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I saw a hawk on my lunch break today

MonsterSteve

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I thought this was going to be something about Jim being a worm and getting eaten by the Hawk or some shit.
 

Uncle Floyd

It smells like cunt.... I think.....
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one time I was sitting at these tables w my friends at a park we hung out at and we were rolling up some weed when all of a sudden a half a rat torso falls from the tree branch above then a few seconds later a hawk came down to scoop it back up and flew off
And this was before you'd smoked the weed?
 

Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

My name's Henry. And you're here with me now
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I used to have one, kind of befriended him he would come around during toad mating season and pick them off in the yard or I would shoot them in the pond with .22 for him, he would't fly away when I got close, when crows would chase him he would go into a tree by the pond then I would come out picking crows off as he sat there with crows dropping around him then would leave once remaining crows stopped fucking with him
 

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Few winters back I watched this Bald Eagle drop a squirrel from this tree. I live on top of a river bluff and see a ton of different birds around my place and at my feeder setup. Wish I had a camera at my feeders. A few weeks ago I was standing at my sliding glass door and watched a Cooper's Hawk grab a Dark-Eyed Junco out of midair then land on my patio and tear it apart.
 

ConsumerGeekazoid

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Last summer I was in my office just working away on my computer and a young hawk (I assume it was a hawk, I don't really know birds) flew up on the ledge outside my office window and started flapping his wings and making noise at me, clawed the glass with his talons a couple times. Little fucker straight up wanted to murder me. He was so pissed at me for some reason, it was pure hatred. I acknowledged him and he hopped off the ledge and just stared at me for like 10 minutes. Idk what the little assholes problem with me was but I grabbed a picture of the cocksucker. If I ever see him again I'll let him know that he should have left it alone
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Last summer I was in my office just working away on my computer and a young hawk (I assume it was a hawk, I don't really know birds) flew up on the ledge outside my office window and started flapping his wings and making noise at me, clawed the glass with his talons a couple times. Little fucker straight up wanted to murder me. He was so pissed at me for some reason, it was pure hatred. I acknowledged him and he hopped off the ledge and just stared at me for like 10 minutes. Idk what the little assholes problem with me was but I grabbed a picture of the cocksucker. If I ever see him again I'll let him know that he should have left it alone View attachment 25177
That's a Kestrel (a type of falcon). Cute lil mug.
 
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Last summer I was in my office just working away on my computer and a young hawk (I assume it was a hawk, I don't really know birds) flew up on the ledge outside my office window and started flapping his wings and making noise at me, clawed the glass with his talons a couple times. Little fucker straight up wanted to murder me. He was so pissed at me for some reason, it was pure hatred. I acknowledged him and he hopped off the ledge and just stared at me for like 10 minutes. Idk what the little assholes problem with me was but I grabbed a picture of the cocksucker. If I ever see him again I'll let him know that he should have left it alone View attachment 25177
If Peta tries to get involved, tell em IT ISNT THEIR SHOW.
 
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