"I programmed my first game at 4. I had college level reading comprehension at age 9"

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

For real?

Yeah she was also posting pictures there of her in lingerie trying to get some dick from the farmers.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I like how he brags about being retired. Dude, you live in abject poverty. Maybe you should have hung in there for another 20 years lol.

The dude who hacked the BB code database knows programming

He might've hacked the code for Butterfinger BBs. That's about it.

 

[turdcutter]

Maybe there’s something to say about butter knife raping your kid into a genius. Clearly it worked for Shane

Good Will Gunting

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Not to be a dick but college-level reading comprehension isn’t difficult to attain for a kid. You don’t hear people bragging about it in their 30s and 40s because they’ve actually gone on to do much more impressive things — things that speak for themselves in terms of establishing their intelligence.

What’s his excuse for doing literally nothing with all those supposed IQ points?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

The funniest thing about him is the Microsoft grandstanding, like he was in the FBI and this expired HSA benefits card proves it. I wouldn't even be particularly impressed if he was an actual MS software engineer, and he was what? An Xbox live mod?

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

The funniest thing about him is the Microsoft grandstanding, like he was in the FBI and this expired HSA benefits card proves it. I wouldn't even be particularly impressed if he was an actual MS software engineer, and he was what? An Xbox live mod?

Hey, that’s not fair! He was also a cashier at the Microsoft Store.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Imagine peaking at 9 years old.

 

[PickleRickle]

Imagine peaking at 9 years old.

He peaked, and then decided to catch a falling knife with his corn hole.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He peaked, and then decided to catch a falling knife with his corn hole.

Like stirring up a big ol jar of Nutella.

 

[turdcutter]

Hey, that’s not fair! He was also a cashier at the Microsoft Store.

He wore many hats. He was also the Microsoft cafeteria busboy.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Imagine peaking at 9 years old.

Ah shit

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

More like he peeked when he raped himself with kitchen utensils.

 

[Meownaw]

More like he peeked when he raped himself with kitchen utensils.

Just a taste. Lil bit lil bit.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

He wore many hats. He was also the Microsoft cafeteria busboy.

I heard a rumor he got shitcanned for sneaking into the kitchen and cumming in the mashed potatoes. Who knows if it’s true? But I believe the security guards who had to go to therapy after viewing the security cam footage.