"I programmed my first game at 4. I had college level reading comprehension at age 9"

[The Talking Dead]

LOOOOOL you faggot pedophile. If that were true, you wouldn't be some nobody ex Microsoft phone support faggot who's broke and has an ugly bitch of a wife. You'd have figured out a way to get rich and be living the good life. Keep seething and obsessing about people who are more successful than you on Twitter, you fat failure. You'll never be rich, you'll never be famous. You will always be fat though. At least you have that.

I'm sorry you're broke, fat, retarded and addicted to Twitter, Shane. We can't help you.

 

[bantadant]

Imaging bragging about shit you supposedly did as a child while being an unemployed fat ass who has his cashapp info on his twitter

 

[Kurt_Love]

Don't forget learned to read at 2

 

[guest]

If educational standards hadn't gone off a fucking cliff in the last sixty years that might be impressive. I know well-educated people who can barely make a coherent point about anything.

 

[Coonskin]

Maybe there’s something to say about butter knife raping your kid into a genius. Clearly it worked for Shane

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

I very much dislike this disgusting, useless, fat, putrid nothing of a human.

 

[guest]

"As I went through the salon, I played a game with myself. This man had written his first concerto at the age of four; his first symphony at seven; a full-scale opera at twelve. Did it show? Is talent like that written on the face? Would he be married to a woman with an arse on her stomach?"

 

[Hudson]

Everytime I plan on changing my avatar, he says something stupid.

 

[Brooke Shields]

 

[SFWA liaison]

"I peaked in elementary school" doesn't sound as smart as he think it does

he's totally developing a VR videogame right now btw, totally real and not iamginary at all. The dude who hacked the BB code database knows programming

 

[HeyItsVos]

But he wasn’t smart enough at 3 to dodge that butter knife.

 

[DanFielding]

And he lost his first toe to diabetes at 15.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It turned out that Shane isn't husband material. Front-Butt isn't even his girlfriend. She's some obese hooker he pays for the girlfriend experience. She also divulged that he has a micropenis. I'm dead serious. She posted on KF and it was posted here.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Imaging bragging about shit you supposedly did as a child while being an unemployed fat ass who has his cashapp info on his twitter

I wonder if he would reverse the donation of the forums donated to his cash app?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

It turned out that Shane isn't husband material. Front-Butt isn't even his girlfriend. She's some obese hooker he pays for the girlfriend experience. She also divulged that he has a micropenis. I'm dead serious. She posted on KF and it was posted here.

For real?

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

For real?

Yeah that did happen. But I think that was part of some strange bit they were trying to do tbh.

 

[Jenna]

Yeah that did happen. But I think that was part of some strange bit they were trying to do tbh.

Yeah it all felt very forced. We're gonna trick those kiwis by... having my girlfriend lie about what a loser I am. Then when they believe her, we'll reveal the ruse and laugh how we all tricked you into thinking I'm fat and ugly! Bahahahaha !!!!!

Still frontbutt went through the effort of "verifying" herself on kiwifarms with a timestamped photo of her. They gave her a fancy checkmark and everything.

 

[RoTheHo69]

He's clearly fucked up

 

[FezFuckedBabyLove]

This crack got me paranoid

 

[Brooke Shields]

This crack got me paranoid