I pray to God, Mel, and Norm this happens…

[porquedealer]

That's what's great about Dan. He can sit there quiet and respectful, if the judge has anything to ask he can answer in a calm and collected manner. But his presence there will drive Patrick insane. THATS THE RINGLEADER! HE CROSSED STATE LINES FROM MASSACHUSETTES TO COME HERE! ARREST HIM IMMEDIATELY! HE'S STALKING ME RIGHT NOW!

SEARCH THAT MAN FOR VOODOO DOLLS YOUR HONOR

 

[Meownaw]

I can’t remember who posted it recently but I agree that he will likely avoid it just to become a martyr. He’ll wear his best Slurm shirt whilst waiting for the police to arrest him as some sort of protest against the alt-right and to avoid paying his ‘abuser’.

It's funny because if he shows he lets the idiots win and if he doesn't we get a mug shot and the idiots win.

 

[bantadant]

He's gonna skip out on the hearing and go on another vacation- he can only think of short term "solutions" to his issues

 

[porquedealer]

It's funny because if he shows he lets the idiots win and if he doesn't we get a mug shot and the idiots win.

Fortunately (for us) Pat is too arrogant/stupid to realise the idiots have already won, multiple times continuously.
If you look at it as a series of game decisions on a tree, the amortization was his last option for not losing in a spectacular way.
He could have bent the knee, taken the L and just made his monthly payments all hush hush.
Now so much more is on the table without any way of defending against it after the bridges he burnt.

I was genuinely gutted with the hail mary last minute amortization. It was good that q was gonna get his money, but it meant Pat's secrets would stay. Now its possibly open season on MKE boar

 

[Cumiace]

Don't tase me, child

 

[guest]

Pat will show up. He doesn't have a choice. He's going to try and pull what he did with the BDA judge thinking if he can get a word in it'll go straight from the judge to President Biden's desk, exonerating him.
"Sir, that's noT whaT's happening here."
"This is about your failure to appear in court, Mr. Tomlinson."
"Sir, with all due respecT we were featured on Insid-"
"Mr. Tomlinson, this is about your contempt of court!"

 

[Rudderman]

It's funny because if he shows he lets the idiots win and if he doesn't we get a mug shot and the idiots win.

Schroedinger's Idiot Victory. We know the victory is in there, but we don't know how we won until we open the box and see what retarded path Pig took.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He’s definitely gonna show up. He knows any kind of refusal and subsequent arrest at the hovel will be a YUGE win for the brothamen.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He will scream that this whole court is out of order while pointing at and demanding the immediate arrest of anyone in the seats

"I'm out of order! You're out of order, child! Out of order! I'll show you our of order. There was a time, I'd TAKE A FLAME BROILED WHOPPER TO THIS PLACE! but I'm too drunk , I'm too damn Fat....

Dan also gets a cameo mention in that movie as Mickey Downs

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Assuming there were failed attempts to settle or compromise, i bet quasi would be dying to tell those stories. Just speculating what quasi would have done were that the situation of course. As only he would be able to tell us that.

Do think you think we'll have to wait until quasi is paid in full to get those stories, or maybe some point before then?

 

[bantadant]

Do think you think we'll have to wait until quasi is paid in full to get those stories, or maybe some point before then?

Quasi gets his money from Pat then releases a tell-all book that becomes a best seller. I'd suggest "Crybully" for the title

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

i think we can do better. The fat man and the C (avg) ?

How to turn 1.7 into 52000

 

[RoTheHo69]

i think we can do better. The fat man and the C (avg) ?

Freedom Of Treats
An Overweight Story About Protecting The 1st Amendment

1776 Lbs
'One man's freedom of speech means another man's restriction of calories.'

 

[Butterknife]

maybe refusing all compromises in all situations isn't a +EV game theory strategy if your opponent assumes thats what you'll do and can predict things? Imagine playing poker but never folding once you bet the flop. Every single time its all in.

It might back you into a corner.

I bet you read a lot of David Sklansky books. Am I right?

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Schroedinger's Idiot Victory. We know the victory is in there, but we don't know how we won until we open the box and see what retarded path Pig took.

Schrödinger's fat.