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I pray to God, Mel, and Norm this happens…

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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That the judge listing all the stupid dickhead things Pat has done (skipped town, blew off dates, didn’t answer phone / email, signed an agreement that he didn’t bother to honor, wasted court time, refusal, etc) that Pat’s behavior has been nothing but…


Childish.

My god the meltdown will be one for the ages. Plus send him right to jail.

Oopsie Doodles!
 

Jenna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cMIarrxLGs
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I keep thinking back to the end of the BDA case when he didn't hear what he wanted to hear, so he kept rudely and fatly interrupting the judge mid-sentence. THAT DID NOT OCCUR YOUR HONOR! THAT DID NOT OCCUR YOUR HONOR!

He gets tremendously upset when his narrative isn't validated and has no respect for anybody who isn't giving him what he wants. Or maybe he's learned his lesson and will be polite and respectful.
 
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I'm going with this too. He can't let the idiots win no matter what so there is no chance he will walk into a courtroom with brothamen present.
I can’t remember who posted it recently but I agree that he will likely avoid it just to become a martyr. He’ll wear his best Slurm shirt whilst waiting for the police to arrest him as some sort of protest against the alt-right and to avoid paying his ‘abuser’.
 

porquedealer

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I can’t remember who posted it recently but I agree that he will likely avoid it just to become a martyr. He’ll wear his best Slurm shirt whilst waiting for the police to arrest him as some sort of protest against the alt-right and to avoid paying his ‘abuser’.

I hope so. He gets jailed for contempt until he successfully completes the debtors exam.
That day, quasi's lawyer goes on holiday for 3 weeks to the insight software spa retreat in mexico.
 

RickReternal

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My money is on him bawling his eyes out. I pray St. Norm smiles on us in our finest hour.
Interesting. I don’t think he has access to emotions other than anger, and he expresses that by screaming and raging and threatening to murder a newborn and then its mother.

Pat crying would be novel.
 

porquedealer

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He will scream that this whole court is out of order while pointing at and demanding the immediate arrest of anyone in the seats
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Jenna

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If any brothermen do show up, please behave and play it cool. Sosnay will have enough of a circus on his hands with Pig's antics if he shows up and starts shidding and fardding his pants when he's brought to task.

That's what's great about Dan. He can sit there quiet and respectful, if the judge has anything to ask he can answer in a calm and collected manner. But his presence there will drive Patrick insane. THATS THE RINGLEADER! HE CROSSED STATE LINES FROM MASSACHUSETTES TO COME HERE! ARREST HIM IMMEDIATELY! HE'S STALKING ME RIGHT NOW!
 
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