Tugboat Turry and The Balatro Boyz are gonna give you what-for, pal. He's small but strong, like a tugboat.
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I never realized how shitty muslims are at architecture until I searched what the inside of mecca looks like
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I’m assuming you’re not apart of “The Balatro Boyz”. If you were it would end very quickly. You would be too enamored with me. My leg is stronger than Turry. He’s a little fella. Which is fine. Most people are small compared to me. He needs to accept that. Being small is better anyways. I can’t make myself shorter. The nigger can build a ladder and make himself the same height as me. Or stilts. Everyone appreciates a little feller on stilts.
The Tugboat's gonna give you an Alberta How're-Ya-Now, friend.
What is that going to consist of, Gabe? He’ll take me out to some shitty restaurant and tell me about how great Canada is? Meanwhile I could just walk up to the capitol and say “This is mine now” and the entire country would fall into panic? Boq would be the only one with the balls to counter it.
They may have not built the pyramids but they know all about pyramid-schemes. I am referring to the Hebrew ppl, aka Jews.
No he's gonna fucking double arm DDT you through a fucking table and then kip up and moonsault you from the top rope because he's an acrobatic high-flyer like Rey Mysterio.
I’m the eagle.
LMAO booting a midget in the head rules
"Bernie Exodoff" and he tells Pharaoh "Let my ppl go," but when they do they sell pyramid building secrets to the Hittites and the Hittites and Egyptians exhaust each other building even grander pyramids.
(If Banu Israel in the Bible/Quran were the same as the khazars of today, like @chocolatehellhole usurping the name "Israelites" and "Hebrews").
(If Banu Israel in the Bible/Quran were the same as the khazars of today, like @chocolatehellhole usurping the name "Israelites" and "Hebrews").
The North Dakota ISIS division.ISIS:
Which one looks like they smell like shit and would fuck a 9 year old?
It honestly does. There’s nothing worse than a little person who doesn’t know their place.
You said Napoleon built the pyramids.
Which is it, clickbait dan-tier YouTube commentator star wannabester?
I'll bet you've never even been in a fight since elementary school. I'd eat 20 of your punches and then stomp your ass out
Is Mecca 
from out of space?
from out of space?
That looks like a level from Tomb Raider or Rainbow Six.
Why don't you become a real Muslim and move to Saudi Arabia instead of crying about it like a little bitch. No more whoring around for you. You can start by cutting your clit off to show you're sincere. Ignorant whiny cunt.
And a food like souvlaki cannot afford to be made to look ridiculous!
Edit: OK Terrific!
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Fetch me some refrigerated pizza, cunt.
How? You’d have to climb on top of me. Actually, I can respect a David vs Goliath type match.