I need to improve my attention to detail at work

[Africa.com]

Because I was a huge stand up fan back then and was willing to watch anyone with only one exception.


Jim Norton

Your missing out on him breaking down what ring around the Rosie was really about maaaaan

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Why would you sit through either of those sets

People love Maniscalco, he’s huge. I’ve never heard him, genuinely but my cousin in law (?) and her whole family loves him.

 

[MilwaukeeStrangler]

People love Maniscalco, he’s huge. I’ve never heard him, genuinely but my cousin in law (?) and her whole family loves him.

Fuck your cunt cousin and her dopey family

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Fuck your cunt cousin and her dopey family

Oddly confrontational. I’m just pointing out that he’s one of the biggest acts in the world. So is Russell Peters and I know for a fact that he fucking sucks.

 

[guest]

If your job is repetitive, figure out the common aspects that show up in each project you work on and make a checklist of all the features. Check them off as you do them and before you wrap it up, double check to make sure you actually did them all.

 

[johnnynoname]

flippant,

this nigga

 

[Stent]

Ask where they keep the details. It's probably in a cupboard somewhere.

You're not a detail person. Tell them to get the fuck over it.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Ask where they keep the details. It's probably in a cupboard somewhere.

You're not a detail person. Tell them to get the fuck over it.

You should be my boss

 

[Phish]

Adderall/Vivanse

 

[Stent]

You should be my boss

Where's the fucking details, JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS?! I told you to have them on my desk by today! You're fucking fired!

Sorry. You're not fired. It's just been a tough day and Jill is being a cunt again. Get those details to me when you can. You're doing a great job.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

People love Maniscalco, he’s huge. I’ve never heard him, genuinely but my cousin in law (?) and her whole family loves him.

Italians are retarded

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Italians are retarded

Ahhhh muhzadell and da gravy my mudda used to make! Gah rest her soul.

 

[guest]

but my cousin in law

Go on.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Go on.

She’s married to my cousin. I don’t know what to call that. Cousin’s wife just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

 

[guest]

She’s married to my cousin. I don’t know what to call that. Cousin’s wife just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

That's not what I'm asking and you know it

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

That's not what I'm asking and you know it

Do I?

 

[guest]

Do I?

If she's an uggo just lie

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

If she's an uggo just lie

She’s a pretty wop chick that’s in shape. Probably a solid 6.5. I don’t even understand why you want this information to begin with. I thought you were insinuating that I’m married to my cousin.

 

[guest]

I don’t even understand why you want this information to begin with.

Why would I want to know if a chick is hot? Are you gay?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Why would I want to know if a chick is hot? Are you gay?

You have been instructed many thousands of times to stop making fun of me. Any further comments will be considered felony forum harassment.