'I mIsS pAtRiCe' (Patrice O'Neal hate thread)

[World Wide Web Wyyzrd]

Idk if this is a wise thing to say, but I feel like Patrice was just a fatter, black Norton.

If he was still alive today any friendship he would've had with ant would've died after the time square incident and he'd be doing pods with burr and hart weekly.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

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Idk if this is a wise thing to say, but I feel like Patrice was just a fatter, black Norton.

If he was still alive today any friendship he would've had with ant would've died after the time square incident and he'd be doing pods with burr and hart weekly.

Fawkin wyzz with the profound takes.

I don’t think he would’ve aged well but his clips still do make me laugh, I can’t really explain why. Him trashing Vos and Norton’s early standup is still gold to me

 

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Fawkin wyzz with the profound takes.

I don’t think he would’ve aged well but his clips still do make me laugh, I can’t really explain why. Him trashing Vos and Norton’s early standup is still gold to me

I’ve probably heard every bit of patrice audio online, ever.
he’s umatched when he’s slamming people and holds his ground ala pat cooper,
But gets really annoying with his fake psychologist schtick IE “intent vs impact, be righteous, etc “
He was the original tariq nasheed

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

But gets really annoying with his fake psychologist schtick IE “intent vs impact, be righteous, etc “

Yeah I agree with that. When he was with Pat Cooper that was so funny, still lawf at that one.

The advice shit is annoying now but when I got my fawkin’ heart broken a few years back, I did listen to it just because it made me laugh and, in a very gay way, helped me to prioritize myself. Now it’s annoying because it’s so obvious.

 

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Idk if this is a wise thing to say, but I feel like Patrice was just a fatter, black Norton.

If he was still alive today any friendship he would've had with ant would've died after the time square incident and he'd be doing pods with burr and hart weekly.

Everytime I make this point in a comment, some OnA ballwasher tries to fight being immersed in reality and go "nu-uh!!! they'd still be friends!"

Impossible. Patrice would not only be fed up with all the race shit, his own publicist and agents will pull a Nya Burr and tell him the Cumia brand is toxic. Patrice would have gone ona Bill Burr/Kevin Hart trajectory if anything, so that obscure faggot would be a problem more than anything.

I could even see the Tariq nasheeds of the Black community calling out Patrice as a coon for only working with the White comedy sphere and avoiding BET or black radio etc.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

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Idk if this is a wise thing to say, but I feel like Patrice was just a fatter, black Norton.

If he was still alive today any friendship he would've had with ant would've died after the time square incident and he'd be doing pods with burr and hart weekly.

Hard to believe Patrice would throw Louie under the bus like Norton did

 

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Hard to believe Patrice would throw Louie under the bus like Norton did

You think Patrice woud escape his own 'me too' bs? Im thinking by 2014-2016 that girl from Boston would pop up, among other things.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Patrice was 8 feet tall and if people tried to cancel him he would have shot fire balls out of his arse

 

[WhereWeAt]

You think Patrice woud escape his own 'me too' bs? Im thinking by 2014-2016 that girl from Boston would pop up, among other things.

I think it's more likely some one night stand(s) would've come after him or people would've said the Cellar table was too mean. Those posed a bigger danger than the teenage rape. For PR response to the rape incident, he had 1) Boston racism and 2) already serving a sentence 3) already airing it out on a radio show in his back pocket. I think he would've survived it resurfacing.

Being shitty to women in the 2000s seems like the bigger Achilles Heel.

 

[World Wide Web Wyyzrd]

You think Patrice woud escape his own 'me too' bs? Im thinking by 2014-2016 that girl from Boston would pop up, among other things.

He would've had the entire country of Brazil going up against him.

 

[Dennyislife]

Big fat Patrice wouldn't have survived Covid

 

[World Wide Web Wyyzrd]

He was the original tariq nasheed

Lolololololololololol

I just thought of patrice talking about buck breaking, and it's making me feel glad he's dead.

 

[Meownaw]

Lolololololololololol

I just thought of patrice talking about buck breaking, and it's making me feel glad he's dead.

Hey cool it with fat funny nigger hate kid.

 

[The Fuchitive]

You either die a hero or live live long enough to suffer targeted harassment from r/opieandanthony

 

[Cancerfuck]

He always came off to me as trying to mask his deep insecurities with being "forward" and "honest". I never really bought into it, but he could be funny. Not that much different from most stand-up comedians really.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Fat faggot w bitch tits

 

[DieNortonDie]

You either die a hero or live live long enough to suffer targeted harassment from r/opieandanthony

The big cat understood this too. He died with honor while Ronnie is now an old man with loose skin