I met a woman in the shop and got her number. When and what should I text?

[johnnynoname]

niggas on here be getting numbers, and dating and shit....smh

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

just tell her you're tired of f/ns and send her tweets of government statistics to back it up. Bitches love that.

Agreed, having an open and honest discussion about race gets their panties soaked.

 

[Toast]

Send her here. We'll put in a good word for yah.

 

[aRTie02150]

Send her this cute baby crow

 

[DMAN]

Why do they both text in the exact same broken english?

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

I have been divorced and single for over a year, I haven't been looking for anyone. A beautiful middle aged woman approached me asking me for shopping help and we got talking, she seemed overly very excited. Maybe I'm just hoping, it seemed natural just how she was and life as a single teacher (was that a hint?). I took the leap and asked for her number and she was keen to give it.

She carried on shopping, smiled at me and told me to keep in touch. But now I'm a nervous 40 odd year old man who made a call a week later and bottled it before she answered. I really don't want to mess this up, I honestly don't have a clue how to make this work. I don't really see her as a hookup, I really want to see if we can build something.

Any advice?

Update 1: https://ibb.co/SyTMpWr

I will let you know if and when she replies. Hopefully that's okay.. I am about to start work I guess she will be too. God, I hate this anxiety.

Update 2: https://ibb.co/9rkgspH

What is going on? I just lied about not working. Now I took the day off. I rang her and she gave me her address. I don't know what I'm doing but I really want to see her. I will update later on today.

Firstly, as others have mentioned, get some feet pics for us.

What do you mean by middle aged? 40s? She texts like a teenager. She's also very down to fuck which could be a red flag but she's also middle-aged so playing games would just be gay. Toss up.

Get blown but don't get robbed or something.

 

[CQ Beans]

I have been divorced and single for over a year, I haven't been looking for anyone. A beautiful middle aged woman approached me asking me for shopping help and we got talking, she seemed overly very excited. Maybe I'm just hoping, it seemed natural just how she was and life as a single teacher (was that a hint?). I took the leap and asked for her number and she was keen to give it.

She carried on shopping, smiled at me and told me to keep in touch. But now I'm a nervous 40 odd year old man who made a call a week later and bottled it before she answered. I really don't want to mess this up, I honestly don't have a clue how to make this work. I don't really see her as a hookup, I really want to see if we can build something.

Any advice?

Update 1: https://ibb.co/SyTMpWr

I will let you know if and when she replies. Hopefully that's okay.. I am about to start work I guess she will be too. God, I hate this anxiety.

Update 2: https://ibb.co/9rkgspH

What is going on? I just lied about not working. Now I took the day off. I rang her and she gave me her address. I don't know what I'm doing but I really want to see her. I will update later on today.

Unrequited love. A pain I know all too well re @chocolatehellhole.

 

[Agent Smith]

Update 2: https://ibb.co/9rkgspH

Damn nigga looks like you're getting some teacher pussy. Congrats.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Ask if she will do a cock rating, if so I'll DM you mine to forward to her. Thanks bro.

 

[johnnynoname]

wait....so people don't have an agreement with the girl down the street where they have sex, like, every other week because they are bored?

they actually "date" like in the sci fi movies?

 

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