I met a baby named Clark today

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Gregory Pecker
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That's the funniest shit in the world to me for some reason. I laughed the whole way home. I understand that near sighted 40 year old investment bankers named Clark have to start somewhere, but thinking of calling a baby or a little kid Clark is just fucking insane and hilarious to me.

Ba-by Clark doo doo doo doo doo doo Baby Clark doo doo doo doo doo doo Baby Clark doo doo doo doo doo doo Baby Clark🎢

I called him Clark Voorhees and nobody got it. They probably thought I was saying he was deformed like Jason Voorhees. He's an ugly kid too. Dutch.
 

Jim-sucks-shit

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I knew a dude that was having a baby girl and wanted to name her Astrid. But he was all obsessed with Norse shit and wanted to spell it "Astrild". I had to explain to him "think if we knew a girl like that when we were in high school. Woulda called her "ass-drilled" and shit." I dunno what he wound up naming her though.
 
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