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Alright that makes senseWe both jumped for the cross arriving from the corner kick, he lands on my foot and momentum pushed me to the goal post. People swallow tongues if the same happened to their face.
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Alright that makes senseWe both jumped for the cross arriving from the corner kick, he lands on my foot and momentum pushed me to the goal post. People swallow tongues if the same happened to their face.
We both jumped for the cross arriving from the corner kick, he lands on my foot and momentum pushed me to the goal post. People swallow tongues if the same happened to their face.
Between you and me, the odds are you're the one on benefits, Britishster. What prospective careers can you even have there? It was a depressing deep dive when I last looked.
Boq, I won't ever explain or justify myself on here. Doing that has been your biggest mistake (on here). You even felt the need to upload a picture of your fridge. You're a savage trying to pass as people is what everybody thinks of you.Between you and me, the odds are you're the one on benefits, Britishster. What prospective careers can you even have there? It was a depressing deep dive when I last looked.
No, you're at the office rn (3:30 pm GMT) patposting away in between giving presentations full of slides at the company meeting room, am I right?
Benefits confirmed.Boq, I won't ever explain or justify myself on here. Doing that has been your biggest mistake. You even felt the need to upload a picture of your fridge. You're a savage trying to pass as people is what everybody thinks of you.
You take that back, you godless monkey!Benefits confirmed.
Benefits confirmed.
-5,666I had the only blown up brother on my street.
I was an obnoxious know it all faggot (like Patrick) that thought I should get a head Pat for being able to read at 10-11 years old
A funny BOQ post that gets added to his strange loreI had the only encyclopedia set in my street.
One time a science teacher threw chalk at me because I corrected her pronunciation of "seismograph" (she said cease-mograph, I brought my book the next day, some Science-y book that got me into rock collecting and shit, and showed her it's phonetically pronounced "size-mograph".
She got so embarrassed she threw chalk at me. lol that shit hurt and everyone gasped. I always knew how to make people seethe and lose it. I was probably 10-11 years old
An unfunny faggot trying to pile on and add to the humor only to make the whole fucking thing unfunnyLol this is all timer
So you were an annoying faggot even back then? No wonder you were bullied.
I'm sure it did, Nancy
And then everyone clapped.
None of this happened at all.
You can't even pronounce stheisthmographth, Lispy.
I guess for Boqtober they invited me into their little camaraderie dm knitting group...took a quick perusal, tamer than I imagined...its more like a brainstorming club how to get me to respond to them, lol...lonely lil Sassters, they need some portable balconies eh Sue?BOQ tells a strange story unprompted about getting chalk thrown at his head for pronouncing seismograph correctly. Hilarious. And here comes the methster “LMAOOO THAT STORY DIDNT HAPPEN IM SO OWNING YOU RIGHT NOW LOLOL FEAR ME YOU ARE MY BITCH”
Pahaps more den dat BOQster..lonely lil Sassters, they need some portable balconies eh Sue?
Boq said, seeking camaraderie from Sue.I guess for Boqtober they invited me into their little camaraderie dm knitting group
...took a quick perusal, tamer than I imagined...its more like a brainstorming club how to get me to respond to them, lol...lonely lil Sassters, they need some portable balconies eh Sue?
And he’ll get it from me because you’re that bad. I’ve said in anger “You’re the worst poster ever!!!” to a couple people on here (Boomia, BOQ, Jenna) but I take it back. You’re the worst poster ever. And i’m not saying that in anger but disappointment. Just BE MORE FUNNY for christs sake.Boq said, seeking camaraderie from Sue.
There's 3 secret groups laughing at how gay this has you acting. Boq will take credit cards out in your name, dox your boyfriend, and fuck your father. Watch out.And he’ll get it from me because you’re that bad. I’ve said in anger “You’re the worst poster ever!!!” to a couple people on here (Boomia, BOQ, Jenna) but I take it back. You’re the worst poster ever. And i’m not saying that in anger but disappointment. Just BE MORE FUNNY for christs sake.
A dislocation and a rotator cuff tear aren't the same thing, you illiterate cum dumpster.You sound mentally ill rn. Lakeside property is impossible in the Golden Horseshoe? I'm in the friggin Great Lakes region. Promenades are not a big deal, poorster.
@Confused White Kid you are illiterate in kinesiology. Rotator cuff/Dislocated shoulder is even more painful than concussions:
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