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be nice to my friendGo fuck yourself Abe
that don’t make you a bad personSometimes I think of throwing in the towel and fucking a fat girl, but my resolve remains. Pray for me.
that don’t make you a bad person
In a Rite Aid?!2019?!
Hhahahahahawhat an amateur
it's been since August of 2010 for me, junior
EDIT: btw- that date is legit, and not something I made up just for an "online haha"....I think i'm aesexual
How long? The longest I ever went was like 2 years or so.Like Johnny I've practically reclaimed my virginity.
6 years.How long? The longest I ever went was like 2 years or so.
There's a spectrum to that sort of thing. I'm attracted to women but I have a low sex drive and find sex boring. I think my brother might be an actual asexual but we've never discussed it.6 years.
Plenty of opportunities, but I really don't want it anymore.
I'm probably an asexual too, if that's a real thing.
It's the effort. Having to act like you're interested in the person after the fact just isn't worth it to me. I'd rather jack off and carry on with my day without having to be bothered if I don't want want to be. I own my condo, own my car, and have a savings.There's a spectrum to that sort of thing. I'm attracted to women but I have a low sex drive and find sex boring. I think my brother might be an actual asexual but we've never discussed it.
Of course you're also massively depressed as well so that fucks with your sex drive also.
How fat are you?It's the effort. Having to act like you're interested in the person after the fact just isn't worth it to me. I'd rather jack off and carry on with my day without having to be bothered if I don't want want to be. I own my condo, own my car, and have a savings.
A woman needs more to offer me more than just a warm pussy and finding a woman these days who doesn't have the mind of a teenager is very tough and only got tougher with social networking sites.
I'm 170 lbs and 6 feet tall.How fat are you?
Haven't gained a pound since I graduated high school over 15 years ago.
you know you can get a job you're totally unqualified for by claiming to be a part of the "LGBTQA+" community, right?I'm probably an asexual too, if that's a real thing.
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