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I know we're all fawkin tough guys here but I wouldn't go anywhere near Patrick.
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I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself or gone on a murder-suicide rampage at a republican rally at this point. He has quite literally hit rock bottom
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I would shit myself if I encountered him! He's a trained knife fighter, bo-stick master, sex haver and herpes enjoyer.
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Yeah he’s got impulse control issues, a low IQ, and guns—unpredictable and dangerous. Even if he wasn’t packing heat, he’s not someone to go near. Probably smells because of the alcoholism and inconsistent bathing.
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That’s a good point. Has anyone red flagged him to the MPD and the state? Considering all his threats to life and limb, including to his unborn child and then-wife, it seems overwhelmingly clear he shouldn’t be allowed to have a weapon of war.
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I've beaten up multiple men(Indians) at the same time, so I'm sure I could take him. Though I bet he's stronger than most of you would give him credit for.
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Pat desperately wants you to think he's a tough guy with anger issues and here you are doing exactly that.
That's how the Fat laughs at you.
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Hypothetically speaking, I'm confident I would beat the absolute shit out of Fatso if I was in a self defense type situation where I had to neutralize him on sight but I'd also avoid him if I could. Mostly because of the smell.
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If you slaughter the only cow that gives you milk, you deserve to enjoy prison.
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I just don't want him trying to squeeze my balls while breathing heavily into my ear "Yessssss child" while he's "fighting me"
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He's a complete pussy and he'd never do shit beyond cry-screaming at you like a woman.
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Rick has the arms of a first year lunch lady and is in the same shape as a rotting pear. His only hope in a fight is leveraging his mass (fat, tons of fat) against someone on the ground. He’s too rotund for a boxing match and I’d bet my entire life savings with weapons he’s beyond useless.
What I’m saying is he’s fat.
What I’m saying is he’s fat.
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He’s definitely got violent tendencies but he’s too big of a pussy to act out on them when he’s sober. I definitely wouldn’t want to be around him drunk though. I don’t want to sound like an Internet tough guy but it’s hard to say with a straight face that I wouldn’t be able to easily take him if he tried to attack me, especially when you remember that he looks like this:
I’m no hulk hogan but I’ve got way more muscle mass and am pretty tall.
I’m no hulk hogan but I’ve got way more muscle mass and am pretty tall.
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So…that day in court…wearing that $90 suit. No underwear? Funny to think about.
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That's why he walks the way he does, he's trying tp keep his inseam from rubbing up against his fetid taint.