I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Dorkington! (Pat flirting with yet another "lovely lady")

[TorqueWheeler]

Pat thinks he looks like a jock.

 

[EraGodless]

Pat sees himself as the big tough jock because he only hangs around weak men like Paul. It’s insane how mentally he’s still in that high school mindset of wanting to sit at the cool table.

He'll always be a table #9 outcast.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

She looks like if you order Christina Ricci off wish.com

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Didn't Pat recently lecture men on appropriate venues for flirting? Was "publicly on Twitter" one of those venues? "You two should make out... I mean hang out" is sexual harassment, Pat.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

"You two should make out. I mean...hang out". Homerun fatso, god he fucking stinks

That's a "joke" I would have made at 17

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Pat thinks he looks like a jock.

Its funny that he has no idea that anyone that has ever been an athelete can tell he never was. No matter how much he thinks his beer runs count. Those are what real runners do for a warm up or what the team fans get to do for some silly fun outside for a few hours. Pat thinks he was ready for the Boston Marathon.

 

[fusciasomething]

She looks like if you order Christina Ricci off wish.com

Callback

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Jesus christ..... Poor Nik... nahhhh fuck that nigger methane filled cunt

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Didn't Pat recently lecture men on appropriate venues for flirting? Was "publicly on Twitter" one of those venues? "You two should make out... I mean hang out" is sexual harassment, Pat.

I am the only man who is allowed to flirt with women, child. And no, child, little baby girl, I am not a jealous pedophile.

 

[Guest]

Jesus christ, I don't want to know the emotional damage that leads a broad to have bags under her eyes that big