I knew this place mentally got to Patrick when...

[guest]

I left out Pat's unmanly whining, and him wasting the court's time with irrelevant technicalities, but it'll be there.

nice addendum, stupid.

 

[Will Tate]

Jerry Jen, ESQ: Could you describe the photo, Mr Tomlinson?
Pat: It's myself and my wife, drinking alcohol out of coconuts
JJ, Esq: And where are you, Mr Tomlinson?
Pat: In a boat.
JJ, Esq: And where is that boat?
Pat: In <unintelligible>
JJ, Esq: Could you repeat that for the record?
Pat: In Costa Rica
JJ, Esq: And could you read out the text above the photo?
Pat: It says "Sips Mockingly"
JJ, Esq: And this was after you'd had the court in California rule against you, and award damages to my client?
Pat: Yes.
JJ, Esq: And after you'd publicly stated you wouldn't pay my client a penny, correct?
Pat: Yes
JJ, Esq: And before you told this court you didn't have the money to repay my client, correct?
Pat: Yes.
JJ, Esq: So you had the money for an international holiday, but not to pay my client, correct?
Pat: Yes
JJ, Esq: Permission to slather the defendant in Char Siu sauce and start the barbeque?

I left out Pat's unmanly whining, and him wasting the court's time with irrelevant technicalities, but it'll be there.

Pat: No, sir [because he can't say "child"], thaT DiD noT occur.