I have a tic, child...

[FatPatsBaps]

BAH GAWD, BABY CHILD. MY FACE IS BROKEN IN HALF!

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Sweet Christ, he's ugly.

Like for real. Fatness is not an automatic ugly sentence. He was odd looking thin, eyes too far apart, funny mouth, but he looks like a claymation character as a real fatty.

 

[BUBBLER]

No, child. I do not have Taco Bells Palsy.

Rick has taco bells palsy

 

[guest]

Like for real. Fatness is not an automatic ugly sentence. He was odd looking thin, eyes too far apart, funny mouth, but he looks like a claymation character as a real fatty.

It says it all that he looks "better" (or at least less startling) as a photoshopped woman. Not to say he's some pretty boy obviously, more like that androgynous ghoul who played Satan in the Passion of the Christ. Only fat.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He's often told that he looks younger than he is.

Most people guess early 30's.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Most people guess early 30's.

That’s when they look at his Twitter, not his face

 

[Random username]

Most people guess early 30's.

Late twenties, why?

 

[Steve Ramone]

 

[OhDara]

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Asymmetrical blinking can be caused by ADHD medications. No wonder he can drink and tweet all day...He's all hopped up on legal meth.

That’s one ugly bastard, isn’t it? Good Lord!

 

[Matt from Tinder]

His second, better chin is now the most distinguishable feature of his face. Soon it will consume his whole head: The Chingularity!

I still can't get past the mouth. If Pat lives to sixty, he'll have jowl wrinkles that make him look like some weird human/pig/mastiff hybrid.