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Asymmetrical blinking can be caused by ADHD medications. No wonder he can drink and tweet all day...He's all hopped up on legal meth.
 
Slackjawed Cow

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Judging by the puce color and the chinky eye hes fawkin hammered here.
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Its also dark out. I wonder how often he is alone at the bar drinking into the evenings. He used to be at hooligans around 1pm and home by the time people that have jobs get out. I have a feeling he is spending more time away from the hovel so niki doesnt see how much he drinking/eating/spending. Then he stumbles in after she is already in the bedroom watching TV and he plops on the couch to watch cape shit before passing out. because you know niki isnt happy to see him when she gets home. He just reminds her what fool she married. Its becoming more expensive to keep him around. Every time she walks in the door there is a chance he has costed the house another $10k+ from his stubborn tweeting. This week was one of those times and it wont be the last.
 
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Slackjawed Cow said:
Its also dark out. I wonder how often he is alone at the bar drinking into the evenings. He used to be at hooligans around 1pm and home by the time people that have jobs get out. I have a feeling he is spending more time away from the hovel so niki doesnt see how much he drinking/eating/spending. Then he stumbles in after she is already in the bedroom watching TV and he plops on the couch to watch cape shit before passing out. because you know niki isnt happy to see him when she gets home. He just reminds her what fool she married. Its becoming more expensive to keep him around. Every time she walks in the door there is a chance he has costed the house another $10k+ from his stubborn tweeting. This week was one of those times and it wont be the last.
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He's always at a bar when he's not farting into his couch. It's pretty bad when lots of people online can easily spot which bar he's in within a matter of minutes. It's another thing that works against his lie that "stalkers" are trying to "kill" him instead of poking fun at an obese, obnoxious, perpetually drunk, asshole author.

It's not like he's loveable "Norm" from Cheers with a running tab he never has to pay, and you know that no bartenders and bar owners like him enough (or at all) to comp him drinks. He also appears to almost never cook at home, so all of that bar slop "food" and alcohol definitely adds up. His yearly bar expenses must be in the range of multi-thousands of dollars.
 
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Its kinda like that Amy Bakery where they were acting like the mean internet was attcking their business for no reason then people checked their yelp page at it was them insulting and threatening people on there. Pat will never admit he spends most of his day responding to texts and tweets because he knows the people he is crying to will stop feeling sorry for him.
 
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