I have a stye. Christmas is FUCKED.

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have a big whorin' fucking whitehead right on the bottom of my eyelid now. When this cocksucker pops it's gonna blow stye juice right into my fucking eyeball. FUCK.

 

[HH Brother]

I have a big whorin' fucking whitehead right on the bottom of my eyelid now. When this cocksucker pops it's gonna blow stye juice right into my fucking eyeball. FUCK.

Mine is is right between the upper and lower lids in the right eye, on the outside toward my burn victim ear, Vigodaster.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Mine is is right between the upper and lower lids in the right eye, on the outside toward my burn victim ear, Vigodaster.

Mine's right in the center of the bottom of my eyelid, like under the eyelashes. I'm gonna get PUS IN MY FUCKING EYE

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

WHY DO HORRIBLE INJUSTICES KEEP HAPPENING TO ME??

 

[HH Brother]

WHY DO HORRIBLE INJUSTICES KEEP HAPPENING TO ME??

You eat fish, that you feed your shit to, Vigodaster. It's karma.

 

[Agent Smith]

I have a big whorin' fucking whitehead right on the bottom of my eyelid now. When this cocksucker pops it's gonna blow stye juice right into my fucking eyeball. FUCK.

Nice staph filled timebomb aimed at your pupil, stupid.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

You need a poultice, Abe.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You eat fish, that you feed your shit to, Vigodaster. It's karma.

I don't eat anything out of that river goddammit, we've been over this. I'm sorry you've never experienced the serenity of shitting in a river.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You need a poultice, Abe.

Like bread and milk?

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Like bread and milk?

No like dampen a tea bag (black) with warm water and apply it as a compress.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

No like dampen a tea bag (black) with warm water and apply it as a compress.

God bless you, Terrance.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

God bless you, Terrance.

I tried it on my stump and it worked great!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I tried it on my stump and it worked great!

You should try bread and milk, the fucker might even grow back.

 

[HH Brother]

I don't eat anything out of that river goddammit, we've been over this. I'm sorry you've never experienced the serenity of shitting in a river.

You expect me to believe that you're the Fish, and you don't go fishing, Vigodaster? You already have brain damage from that fecal matter induced pimple on your eyeball.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You expect me to believe that you're the Fish, and you don't go fishing, Vigodaster? You already have brain damaged from that fecal matter induced pimple on your eyeball.

I do a shit ton of fishing, but in that river I catch them and throw them back. Everything in that river stinks and is all slimy. That river deserves to be shit in.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I just had pink eye last week combined with a nasty cold. Both got infected, but the right one was fawkin gnarly.

God be with you Abe, no bs

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Stop having your boyfriend fart in your face

 

[HH Brother]

I just had pink eye last week combined with a nasty cold

That's exactly what I have right now, Poonster. Started as a cold, and that fawkin rascal creeped up to my eyeballs. Not PFG.

 

[UnPRePared]

Oh I'm 100% sure that it's fatal and I'm going to die. I already took out a bunch of loans and I'm thinking about building a Slamball court.

I always wanted you to do Harlem ethnic 80's comedy, Abe. Harkens back to Fish, if you injected it with "Breakin 2" and "The Last Dragon".

 

[Stent]

Stop having your boyfriend fart in your face

We're married.