I hate when a hangover hits at 4pm

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Manischewitz? I have not.

It’s fucking terrible bum wine

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I'm sort of blessed that the hangover hits me before I even fall asleep most times. By the time I'm up I just need to drink a liter of water, two cups of coffee, eat something greasy and I'm okay. Not good, but okay.

 

[PickleRickle]

I sort of am. I told myself I would not go on a wooden rollercoaster cuz I fucking hate them but the class I was assigned to wanted to go so I went. Some other bitch lost a kid for 3 hours and cried rather than looking for them.

"A navy seal"

 

[TorpidSloth]

It's not that. Mama Vigoda is feeding you poison fish.

 

[Turk February]

"A navy seal"

Actually the dumb bitch that lost a kid may have had American military experience. I'm Canadian.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Nah I was actually on the demon whiskey last night. I hate the taste of wine.

when's the last time you tried a dry red? I never liked it after spilling it down my shirt one mass cause those chalices are huge

if you're drinking any liqour straight, you may realize that your palette has changed and that dry stuff is actually not that bad anymore.
The sweet stuff is horrific to me now. Cabernet Savignon, and always pronounce it phonetically, it always maybe sometimes once will get a laugh

 

[Turk February]

It's not that. Mama Vigoda is feeding you poison fish.

The trick is to sneak bones into the fish. Totally fucks him up.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I sort of am. I told myself I would not go on a wooden rollercoaster cuz I fucking hate them but the class I was assigned to wanted to go so I went. Some other bitch lost a kid for 3 hours and cried rather than looking for them.

On our grade 8 end of the year trip we went to Wonderland and for some reason the teacher let us all fuck off in different directions but we were all supposed to meet back at some bridge at a certain time. Me and my buddy went on the Drop Zone and then Top Gun like 50 times because there was no line, even though it's like the best ride there. I got so scared on the Drop Zone I thought I was going to literally die of fear.

We were way late getting back and our hot teacher bawled like a retard and basically told us that she hated us. She had the whole class just stand there for like 40 minutes while me and my friend were the only ones enjoying ourselves lol. Suckers. Also, when we came back we were wearing giant foam cowboy hats that we had bought. At one point I was like "how can you be so serious when we're wearing these hats?" and she just again reiterated that we were selfish pieces of shit and we were going to grow up to be losers.

 

[TorpidSloth]

The trick is to sneak bones into the fish. Totally fucks him up.

Tbf fish bones suck shit. You swallow one you best have some bread on hand

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

when's the last time you tried a dry red? I never liked it after spilling it down my shirt one mass cause those chalices are huge

if you're drinking any liqour straight, you may realize that your palette has changed and that dry stuff is actually not that bad anymore.
The sweet stuff is horrific to me now. Cabernet Savignon, and always pronounce it phonetically, it always maybe sometimes once will get a laugh

I probably wouldn't hate it so much now. I only drink liquor straight for the most part. The problem to me was the vinegary aftertaste.

 

[Turk February]

My students did the funniest prank on each other I've ever seen outside of Jackass. It was pissing rain and we were all under a roof. And one guy asked another to Buy popcorn and the kid took the other kids umbrella while he was paying and ran away. Soaking him and ruining the popcorn. I laughed all fucking night.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

That's the problem you're drinking beer.

Next time get a jug of punch
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I went through a week of drinking nothing but jugs of Carlo Rossi back in my 20s. It's the best kind of drunk, but the worst hangover.

 

[captain_kamala]

I only drink screw top or box wine. It's alright

 

[Voscabulary]

this place regularly reminds me that perhaps I’m not doing so bad after all

 

[johnnynoname]

grade 8

 

[Brooke Shields]

I went through a week of drinking nothing but jugs of Carlo Rossi back in my 20s. It's the best kind of drunk, but the worst hangover.

What'd you do with the giant fucking jugs?

I felt bad throwing them away also they take up so much room in a garbage bag, so I started filling them with water and storing them in the back of my dingy basement, the thought is that if an apocalyptic scenario ever takes place it'd be like finding a treasure trove of clean water (if i didn't already drink it all myself)

 

[Turk February]

What'd you do with the giant fucking jugs?

I felt bad throwing them away also they take up so much room in a garbage bag, so I started filling them with water and storing them in the back of my dingy basement, the thought is that if an apocalyptic scenario ever takes place it'd be like finding a treasure trove of clean water (if i didn't already drink it all myself)

Oh I thought by jugs you meant tits. And I also don't know.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

What'd you do with the giant fucking jugs?

I felt bad throwing them away also they take up so much room in a garbage bag, so I started filling them with water and storing them in the back of my dingy basement, the thought is that if an apocalyptic scenario ever takes place it'd be like finding a treasure trove of clean water (if i didn't already drink it all myself)

They became piss jugs, for when I was too lazy to get up and use the actual bathroom.

Not really. They went out with the rest of the recycling on Monday nights.

 

[Turk February]

They became piss jugs, for when I was too lazy to get up and use the actual bathroom.

Not really. They went out with the rest of the recycling on Monday nights.

The bathroom sucks. There's too much stuff there. Mine even has a shower curtain. I'll kill myself.