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I hate Twitter homesteaders

SpaceEdge

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All fertilizer must be produced on the homestead.

you're making what the feds will consider a bomb factory if you don't have a lot of permits and they require yearly classes for some of them
or they are shitting in a hole and throwing a seed on it


we can only hope
 
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hardcore homesteading lol
"turn off the notifications" not "i don't have a fucking signal so i never posted this in the first place"

i want to do that with my beard but with braids, trust me my forehead is different I can pull it off
you're making what the feds will consider a bomb factory if you don't have a lot of permits and they require yearly classes for some of them
or they are shitting in a hole and throwing a seed on it


we can only hope
This retard replies to everything too. Meaning his smartphone zaps his nutsack every 5 seconds when he receives a notification from Twitter.

"Living just like our ancient ancestors bro! Check out my wife's Anthropologie clothes! We bought a couple bunnies and killed them for Twitter!"
 

SpaceEdge

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i was wondering about that rabbit photo, those are domestic breeds. Poor lil fellers
i've heard of people doing it but it's like choosing the cutest animal possible to eat, I would try and make a fishery for a few grand over that and it's the same problem as rabbit starvation but can be solved with eggs and dairy
 
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hardcore homesteading lol
"turn off the notifications" not "i don't have a fucking signal so i never posted this in the first place"

i want to do that with my beard but with braids, trust me my forehead is different I can pull it off
I currently do that.
 
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The girl mixing in her pilgrim dresses with black metal band t-shirts and skinny jeans . What's that suposed to be some kind of sick joke? Will she be creating the dyes growing the cotton and sewing them herself or buying new ones off the internet? Stupid bitch
Gubba Homestead is worse. She wears really expensive clothes and pretends to be an earthly farmer. Here's where she lives as a 24-year-old:

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I just hate frauds. I'd respect her more if she wore shitty clothes and lived in a shack. At least that other homestead faggot with the beard and hot wife with a smelly asshole lives in a tiny piece of shit apparently.
 

Chive Turkey

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you're making what the feds will consider a bomb factory
Apparently these yokels are from Croatia, so their government would probably encourage it.

Living in a shack and raising animals isn't anything special when you're in the Balkans, that's just how half the population lived before the 80s.
 
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