As some of you may remember, I have a roommate who’s a real piece of work. I’ll keep this brief! 
This weirdo kept asking me for rides everywhere so he could buy Apple gift cards. I kept telling him no. He was being really suspect about it and it got to the point where he begged me for $100. (I didnt give his sorry ass shit)
Turns out he not only got hardcore catfished, he put 4 grand on a gov travel card to buy a ton of Apple gift cards. (Thats stealing $4000 from the government, highly illegal) The cops came to our room and everything, he was caught. He never even met this “girl” (Indian man probably)
So me, being the naive guy I am, was delighted that this societal leech was not only gonna probably lose his honorable discharge, but also the benefits he would receive for life for a medical condition. (This asshole is 3 months away from being out of the military. 3 MONTHS!)
Well, today he tells me that he is getting an honorable discharge and also will be getting $3000 a month for life. He played dumb when I brought up the catfish thing, so maybe he’s lying. But god, just thinking about this absolute loser getting that money for life just pisses me off so bad. I cant do justice how much this guy sucks. He makes a mess, takes my beer. He’s clearly never faced consequences for being a piece of shit. I want him dead.
Now watch, Im gonna try to get pay for my actual neck pain next year and they’ll deny me. Im fawwkin jaded maaaaan.
I had to rant about this. There are so many other aspects to this story that I didnt even mention.
This weirdo kept asking me for rides everywhere so he could buy Apple gift cards. I kept telling him no. He was being really suspect about it and it got to the point where he begged me for $100. (I didnt give his sorry ass shit)
Turns out he not only got hardcore catfished, he put 4 grand on a gov travel card to buy a ton of Apple gift cards. (Thats stealing $4000 from the government, highly illegal) The cops came to our room and everything, he was caught. He never even met this “girl” (Indian man probably)
So me, being the naive guy I am, was delighted that this societal leech was not only gonna probably lose his honorable discharge, but also the benefits he would receive for life for a medical condition. (This asshole is 3 months away from being out of the military. 3 MONTHS!)
Well, today he tells me that he is getting an honorable discharge and also will be getting $3000 a month for life. He played dumb when I brought up the catfish thing, so maybe he’s lying. But god, just thinking about this absolute loser getting that money for life just pisses me off so bad. I cant do justice how much this guy sucks. He makes a mess, takes my beer. He’s clearly never faced consequences for being a piece of shit. I want him dead.
Now watch, Im gonna try to get pay for my actual neck pain next year and they’ll deny me. Im fawwkin jaded maaaaan.
I had to rant about this. There are so many other aspects to this story that I didnt even mention.
