I hate this faggot's fake enthusiasm

[Professor Rape]

If it's genuine enthusiasm, that's actually worse and he should think about a fun sciencey way to make his head explode. He comes off like he's on meth.

I hate these science fags trying to appeal to the general public but still use unnecessary big words and terms to sound "smart".

"The water in this beaker isn't boiling because the molecules don't have enough kinetic energy to--" NO faggot, all you had to say was the water wasn't boiling, you fucking pseudointellectual faggot.

"I'm going to put some transparent tape over the syringe". What the FUCK does it matter that it's transparent? Just say you're putting tape over it.

He wouldn't talk that way without a script.

I fucking hate this faggot.

 

[johnnynoname]

interesting thread concept

 

[johnnynoname]

interesting thread concept

this was a stupid post

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I hate these science fags trying to appeal to the general public but still use unnecessary big words and terms to sound "smart".

"The water in this beaker isn't boiling because the molecules don't have enough kinetic energy to--" NO faggot, all you had to say was the water wasn't boiling, you fucking pseudointellectual faggot.

"I'm going to put some transparent tape over the syringe". What the FUCK does it matter that it's transparent? Just say you're putting tape over it.

He wouldn't talk that way without a script.

I fucking hate this faggot.

"Transparent tape" especially got me too. It's scotch tape that everyone has from Christmas you little bitch. I hope he has a son who hates him and I hope the kid gives him a swirly at 12 years old.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also IS that water technically boiling? Boiling is literally a temperature thing and no science queer youtuber is gonna tell me FUCKIN' SHIT. I'm smarter than this guy. I don't even wear glasses.

 

[N64 Cube]

I don't even wear glasses.

So you’re telling me this was all an act?

 

[A House Nigger]

Also IS that water technically boiling? Boiling is literally a temperature thing and no science queer youtuber is gonna tell me FUCKIN' SHIT. I'm smarter than this guy. I don't even wear glasses.

Before there was Mr. Wizard, there was Abrahams Science

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Can any of you Cool Cobras find what the secret anamoly here?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So you’re telling me this was all an act?

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It was part of the ruse that got me motherfucked outta heaven forever. Jews wear glasses. Jews get roles. Jews don't have to suck as much dick as everyone else. I wore glasses, I told people I was a jew and I never sucked one dick. Dan Schneider made me give him a footjob with my horribly arthritic, calloused feet to completion. I was in agony.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Boiling is literally a temperature thing and no science queer youtuber is gonna tell me FUCKIN' SHIT.

Boiling is also dependent on ambient air pressure. If you're doing something utterly retarded like going way high up in the mountains or very deep under the ocean, the temperature to boil water will change. I'm no queer science youtuber, just a regular-ol' queer. I know you're just going to hurl abuse at me for this, but others might find it interesting. Probably not, though. I hate this thread.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So you’re telling me this was all an act?

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I should've just pointed at my head and said "Actors act, sport." That would've been so much cooler than talking about sexual favours I performed.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Boiling is also dependent on ambient air pressure. If you're doing something utterly retarded like going way high up in the mountains or very deep under the ocean, the temperature to boil water will change. I'm no queer science youtuber, just a regular-ol' queer. I know you're just going to hurl abuse at me for this, but others might find it interesting. Probably not, though. I hate this thread.

How about you shut the hell up before I break your fuckin' glasses, gaylord?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

"I'm going to put some transparent tape over the syringe".

It was tragic when Nsauce started taking the syringe.