Try having a constipated shit on a raised toilet seat with a fresh hip replacement and tell me you hate shitting.
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Very oddly specific sir.Try having a constipated shit on a raised toilet seat with a fresh hip replacement and tell me you hate shitting.
Are you 70 years old?Try having a constipated shit on a raised toilet seat with a fresh hip replacement and tell me you hate shitting.
Nah, late 20's, wahy?Are you 70 years old?
I will not do that.Try having a constipated shit on a raised toilet seat with a fresh hip replacement and tell me you hate shitting.
C'mon, it feels good. The seat pushes your cheeks together so the shit gets nice and smeared between your cheeks before falling into the water. There's really nowhere for your weinis to go, so you kinda piss all over yourself and the floor too. You know what else feels good? Closing a storm window on your testicles, that feels good.I will not do that.
There's an extra tall ADA height shitter at one of the places I do work at and it really does fucking blow. My feet barely touch the ground and it fucks up the whole angle of attack.C'mon, it feels good. The seat pushes your cheeks together so the shit gets nice and smeared between your cheeks before falling into the water. There's really nowhere for your weinis to go, so you kinda piss all over yourself and the floor too. You know what else feels good? Closing a storm window on your testicles, that feels good.
Didn’t Saint Mel say that?See this?THIS is for shitting.
I don’t lend myself to that kind of confusion.
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