Try having a constipated shit on a raised toilet seat with a fresh hip replacement and tell me you hate shitting.
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I hate shitting
- Thread starter Rutherford_b_Blaze
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Are you 70 years old?
Nah, late 20's, wahy?
I will not do that.
C'mon, it feels good. The seat pushes your cheeks together so the shit gets nice and smeared between your cheeks before falling into the water. There's really nowhere for your weinis to go, so you kinda piss all over yourself and the floor too. You know what else feels good? Closing a storm window on your testicles, that feels good.
There's an extra tall ADA height shitter at one of the places I do work at and it really does fucking blow. My feet barely touch the ground and it fucks up the whole angle of attack.
Whiny cripples had to go and fuck up one of the simplest pleasures in life.
Didn’t Saint Mel say that?See this?THIS is for shitting.
I don’t lend myself to that kind of confusion.
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Welp....gotta disagree with you here, my dude. Pooping claps.