I got the chink virus

[guest]

Felt awful the first couple days. Now I feel like jon snyder cock slapped my brain and I have sinusitis. I think I got it when I got drunk at a baseball game in 90 degree weather after jogging 7 miles.

Revised opinion: it was created by bug people in a lab cause it feels quite odd.

Everyone seems to be coming down with this shit.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I think I mightve had it like a week ago but only lasted a day. Sore throat, cold, and my breathing was so labored I considered going to the ER but I just toughed it out and felt ok the next day. Odd is a great way to describe it

 

[Jizz]

sending prayers your way! the new variant is called BA.5 and it's the most contagious but has low hospitalization numbers. Stay hydrated and dont get drunk until you're better!

 

[wbgreen]

Haven't gotten it yet despite knowing several Chinamen. I am high risk being 400 pounds, but have little contact with people, being a shutin.

 

[guest]

Haven't gotten it yet despite knowing several Chinamen. I am high risk being 400 pounds, but have little contact with people, being a shutin.

You're 400 pounds?

 

[The Real Dan Mullen]

Haven't gotten it yet despite knowing several Chinamen. I am high risk being 400 pounds, but have little contact with people, being a shutin.

You know you’ve been gone a while when Boomia’s kids start posting on the forums.

 

[Snake]

Felt awful the first couple days. Now I feel like jon snyder cock slapped my brain and I have sinusitis. I think I got it when I got drunk at a baseball game in 90 degree weather after jogging 7 miles.

Revised opinion: it was created by bug people in a lab cause it feels quite odd.

Everyone seems to be coming down with this shit.

I had it last summer. The biggest problem was that it lingered a solid two weeks. I didn't seek treatment. Felt like a bad head cold, but never had any issue with breathing. The biggest complaint was feeling nauseous but never vomiting.

 

[Cuphead]

I had it back at the end of 2020. I just felt very tired and had no energy for like 5 days. Funny enough the worst symptom I had was terrible back pain. I just laid in bed and watched movies for two weeks because this was back when you had the whole 14 day quarantine bullshit so my company wouldn't let me work.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

You're 400 pounds?

 

[guest]

You know you’ve been gone a while when Boomia’s kids start posting on the forums.

the sunglasses lol

 

[guest]

I had it last summer. The biggest problem was that it lingered a solid two weeks. I didn't seek treatment. Felt like a bad head cold, but never had any issue with breathing. The biggest complaint was feeling nauseous but never vomiting.

That's the thing. I could see this low level head cold lingering for a while. I've done everything...except for Joe Rogan rich midget tactics...and can't get out of Joe Biden tier brain fog.

 

[guest]

it got me last month...you're right its back but at least for me, was milder.

 

[wbgreen]

You're 400 pounds?

Oh like thats unusual in the O&A fandom.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Oh like thats unusual in the O&A fandom.

It's not unusual but it is disgusting. I hope you're not a patposter.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Oh like thats unusual in the O&A fandom.

 

[guest]

This is surreal. I remember back in 2020 when nobody on this board (me included) thought covid really existed. I think it was McGowan who made a post saying he actually got it, and it calmed my paranoia and made me think covid may possibly exist since a brotherman said he had it.
I remember one "meme" in particular that was going around, "all these people dying of covid... do you actually even know anyone who has it?".
I got really crazy in 2020.

 

[Meownaw]

I had it pretty rough but my immune system has always been shit. It dulled my sense of smell unfortunately and hasn't returned now for about 4 months.

 

[guest]

I had it last year - alpha variant (fawk yeah!) It was weird and I'm pretty sure it was created in a chink lab. I couldn't jizz for about 2 weeks. I could "cum" but nothing came out. It was unsettling at first then kind of cool. No clean up. I was almost bummed when the spunk came back.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I had the alpha variant and then the first omicron variant. Neither gave me much trouble. However people, upon finding out I had it, treated me as if I had AIDS in the 1980s, when you could catch it from shaking hands and toilet seats.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I got a cold 6 years ago when I was in Frog Balls, Arkansas