I got my job in trouble with the fire department.

[Cptbaldopie]

I have this whole picture of @aRTie02150

Who would you cast as yourself?

Nick nolte has pet crows so i would put him in brown face and cast him.

 

[aRTie02150]

Again with the cocktease, won't let his radio show forum buddies know what the code violations were

One of the panels didn't have the blanks covered and one of the AC units was hooked up to the wrong panel and overloading it for a very long time.

Electricians came in today and showed me the issues and told me how unsafe it was. I want the facilities manager to know I said something so he can say something to me and I can wipe the floor with him.

 

[aRTie02150]

You're a tattle tale, but tattling about fire code issues is a good thing to tattle about.

You're still a tattle tale.

Gilbert Gottfried told me in that commercial many years about that Fire Safety is cool.

 

[RobertMewler]

One of the panels didn't have the blanks covered and one of the AC units was hooked up to the wrong panel and overloading it for a very long time.

Electricians came in today and showed me the issues and told me how unsafe it was. I want the facilities manager to know I said something so he can say something to me and I can wipe the floor with him.

Craig can't lose you to a warehouse electrical fire. I'm glad you're keeping safe.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Craig can't lose you to a warehouse electrical fire. I'm glad you're keeping safe.

Artie would have been fine. The Latinx prefer to die trapped, screaming in blazing nightclub fires.

 

[RobertMewler]

Artie would have been fine. The Latinx prefer to die trapped, screaming in blazing nightclub fires.

I'm so sorry, Arturo.

 

[aRTie02150]

I have this whole picture of @aRTie02150 in my head from the glimpses and scraps of his real life shenenigans over the years.

I picture him like a Milton from Office Space type. Only a tad more sociable and way more Mexican. He's related to and/or has dirt on the boss.
Passing his time in his cubicle doodling on post-it notes of Nana with a bluetooth headset talking loudly about non-business things and discussing his next schemes with his accomplices.
Only briefly interspersed with episodes like this where he gets bored enough and goes to stir the fawkin pot in some way.
Everyone can overhear bird noises emanating from the bluetooth and he seems to dip out like 6-10 times a day for a few minutes.
It's his secret spot in the parking lot where summons his army of bird friends to feed em.
But the janitor swears he overheard him giving out verbal commands one time. Probably untreated schizophrenia.
Nobody there truly understands what he does, everyone is equally fascinated and intimidated by him and every time he's away for more than a day there's another (often bird related) problem that somehow always leads back to him.

Who would you cast as yourself?

Probably Kevin Corrigan. He looks like he could be related to me tbh

 

[aRTie02150]

Craig can't lose you to a warehouse electrical fire. I'm glad you're keeping safe.

It's amazing how fast they grow up and look like a regular adult crow. I used to be able to distinguish him from the others by his beak feathers, but they've flattened out now.

I can only tell it's him because he still gets close to me and makes noises that aren't loud enough for the others to hear, so practically speaking to me, probably asking about food.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

It's amazing how fast they grow up and look like a regular adult crow. I used to be able to distinguish him from the others by his beak feathers, but they've flattened out now.

I can only tell it's him because he still gets close to me and makes noises that aren't loud enough for the others to hear, so practically speaking to me, probably asking about food.

Hook him up with a tab off a soda can.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Brooding

 

[aRTie02150]

Hook him up with a tab off a soda can.

Him or one of the others have already left me a ball of foil from the trash. No food in it at all. It was right next to my backpack that was open and usually stores their peanuts. It was perfectly balled up so they probably thought the thing was something awesome and decided to leave it for me.

It's still in my car. I'm never going to throw it away.