“I got away with learning how to be a person”

[The Talking Dead]

Why would he need to "sneak" episodes of Star Trek as a kid? I've never watched it but isn't it pretty much made for kids?

I don't know why I'm questioning this anyway though. It's clearly just another made up story to get attention from strangers like his gym and fighter pilot stories.

 

[A House Nigger]

Only a fucking nerd would brag about getting away with watching star trek. Fucking loser.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

You can tell this person isnt from here because they called him Patrick. Staged threat if you ask me.

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Even the “5 years trying to kill my family” is quite the exaggeration - he barely leaves the house and tells the internet when he does yet NOBODY has ever come in contact with him in hopes of killing him. If people really wanted you dead Pat would be dead or at least have been attacked but he’s got nothing. It’s almost like he’s loying!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Why would he need to "sneak" episodes of Star Trek as a kid? I've never watched it but isn't it pretty much made for kids?

I don't know why I'm questioning this anyway though. It's clearly just another made up story to get attention from strangers like his gym and fighter pilot stories.

It had toy lines so yes it was made for kids, also - if he had to “sneak” watch it why would his dad take him to see the movie - which I believe was rated PG. I think the sneak part is he would watch at night when he supposed to be in bed

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Star trek should have taught him to be a responsible father instead of running away to drink and tweet all day. He always thinks he has a moral high ground when he is shittier than most of the people he attacks daily.

 

[T. Booth Willy]

Even the “5 years trying to kill my family” is quite the exaggeration - he barely leaves the house and tells the internet when he does yet NOBODY has ever come in contact with him in hopes of killing him. If people really wanted you dead Pat would be dead or at least have been attacked but he’s got nothing. It’s almost like he’s loying!

Most people don't realize that he's referring to a middle aged lesbian and a lizard when he says "family"

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

What episode of Star Trek had Captain Kirk arguing with his toilet?

 

[stealthygeek]

What episode of Star Trek had Captain Kirk arguing with his toilet?

Anybody else immediately think of Shatner pissing in George Takei's mouth when they read this? Not comfortable with how seamlessly my mind jumped to that image tbchwy.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

It also sounds like Tommy was passing out drunk on the couch with the tv on pretty often, must be why pig thinks it’s perfectly normal for him to lay around all day and get drunk and pass out on the couch.

I think this is more a reflection of what a stupid child pat was that he never caught on

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

He’s a real cunt of a person
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Setting aside the fact that Pat has literally never tried to ignore everything, this is one of my favorite pieces of PatLogic. This is it, in a nutshell:

"I fight with and lavish attention upon my cyberstalkers, which has led to this Nazi cult literally trying to kill me and my family. But it would be double and triple bad if I started ignoring them!!!!!!"

Like, how? He simultaneously wants people to believe he's suffering from an unprecedented amount of harassment and is on the verge of being murdered but that if he started ignoring everyone, it would get twice or three times as bad. How could it be worse than a gang of people trying to kill you and your family? Makes zero sense, especially when like three days of not providing content has this place lamenting the death of Pat Posting.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Setting aside the fact that Pat has literally never tried to ignore everything, this is one of my favorite pieces of PatLogic. This is it, in a nutshell:

"I fight with and lavish attention upon my cyberstalkers, which has led to this Nazi cult literally trying to kill me and my family. But it would be double and triple bad if I started ignoring them!!!!!!"

Like, how? He simultaneously wants people to believe he's suffering from an unprecedented amount of harassment and is on the verge of being murdered but that if he started ignoring everyone, it would get twice or three times as bad. How could it be worse than a gang of people trying to kill you and your family? Makes zero sense, especially when like three days of not providing content has this place lamenting the death of Pat Posting.

It makes no sense but then the pig doesn't really care about that. He knows that most regular Twitter uses are as brainrotted as him or worse, so they'll just swallow his victim narrative without questioning it. It's also why it drives him so nuts when somebody like Leslie actually dares to question his horseshit story.

 

[Bigsmooth]

Can't recall my dad ever laying on a couch unless he had the flu or something. Men don't do that.

 

[Rudderman]

"His offspring surpass him"

Guys calm down, he's talking about Kyle.

Neither one is his biological child because we all know that Ol' Tommy Cock-Socket could never get it up for a woman.

 

[RickReternal]

Can't recall my dad ever laying on a couch unless he had the flu or something. Men don't do that.

My dad would sneer at people who took naps. He would also doze off with his book in the front room, away from the frenzy, after dinner 2-3 nights a week, but consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.