I forget the request made.

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I recommend remeron.

You're the reason I'm depressed, Turk. It's you.

 

[Turk February]

You're the reason I'm depressed, Turk. It's you.

Your compliment doesn't affect me. I may be prideful, but I'm Canadian.

 

[CQ Beans]

Your compliment doesn't affect me. I may be prideful, but I'm Canadian.

You’re a man of mystery Turk.

 

[Turk February]

You’re a man of mystery Turk.

The only mystery is my sexuality. I will reveal it when you show me your butt and tits, dude.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Are you playing it with your asshole

 

[Turk February]

Are you playing it with your asshole

It's the only way to play a melodica. Playing with your mouth is cheating. Like drop d on guitar.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

My request: Get some antibiotics, the infection has spread to your brain. Now call me a peepeepoopoo man and threaten to fuck me in the ass cunt and mouth.

Is that Mace Windu from Star Wars?

 

[Turk February]

No one asked for this but it's the only mainstream song I know that was originally played on the melodica.

 

[Turk February]

Oh that's bullshit. I record twice and it doesn't save it. Fuck it.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

can I get 'wrote for luck' by Happy Mondays... you'll need to do it in layers for me, maybe do the Fuji Rock version rather than the older electronica.

Thanks! I'll pay ya later

 

[Turk February]

can I get 'wrote for luck' by Happy Mondays... you'll need to do it in layers for me, maybe do the Fuji Rock version rather than the older electronica.

Thanks! I'll pay ya later

Remind me later. Right now I'm not in the mood. I just wanted to play Stereo Love cuz I'm pretty good at it.

 

[Turk February]

And the original actually has a fucking melodica in it. It's so rare.

 

[Phish]

Oh jeez. Another gay turk thread. (Prepared for the “i swallow cum and deepthroat mad dick because im sssooo gay” reply).

 

[Turk February]

Oh jeez. Another gay turk thread. (Prepared for the “i swallow cum and deepthroat mad dick because im sssooo gay” reply).

Actually the cum goes on my hair and sometimes cheeks, I try my best to be vegan.

 

[Phish]

Actually the cum goes on my hair and sometimes cheeks, I try my best to be vegan.

Wow. Lulz

 

[Turk February]

Wow. Lulz

I just wanted to discuss the melodica. You made it gay.

 

[Turk February]

Just wanted to show what a melodica sound like when a guy without a fever and a fucked up hand is playing it.

 

[We Have Everything]

Another thread made by ole drowning Turk with his fuckin death grip, He wanna drown u with him...Do you know bad luck is a contagious vibe? If you stick around bad luck ppl you also get it

 

[Turk February]

Another thread made by ole drowning Turk with his fuckin death grip, He wanna drown u with him...Do you know bad luck is a contagious vibe? If you stick around bad luck ppl you also get it

Would you rather drown with your brother or live with a so and so stranger. I've made my decision.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Another thread made by ole drowning Turk with his fuckin death grip, He wanna drown u with him...Do you know bad luck is a contagious vibe? If you stick around bad luck ppl you also get it

Bad luck = stepping on a landmine and being blown to bits.

You caused that.