"I finally understand what Opie did" Really Auntie?

DMAN

NYC Mayor
I cannot persecute Auntie Cumia for his lack of knowledge. He is alcoholic north-redneck trash. Opie discovered the slimy faggot and added him to the team. Opie negotiated them into bigger and better cities. Auntie had absolutely no idea what was going on, he just said 'Okay Ope, sounds great.' Hung up the phone, and went back to bed. Layabout nigger didn't understand his role in the show until 5 years AFTER his own career ended.

But I can persecute Auntie for insulting Opie "going to the phones," and then when you were in a jam with Ronnie B vs. Flaherty, you immediately went to the phones, cackling "wouldn't that be so hacky if I did that?" AS YOU DID IT. Wow! He really leaned into it there fans. So quick witted.

I can persecute Auntie for publicly letting it slip that he "finally understands what Opie did," that day. That it took you a quarter of a century before you understood how your own career operated... Maybe not something you wanna brag about... And thinking it's a diss to the man? Opie made Anthony.

This asshole really didn't know he was half-a-show. THERE WAS A REAL BIG "&" IN THE SHOW NAME. They were a comedy team. He really listened to those needy political hacks in comments and twitter telling him that he was the star of the show, he truly believed it.

I can persecute Anthony for these things, but I won't. In the end, I cannot expect an unaccountable person to be held accountable. We know he is a manchild who needed an Opie to straighten him out and set the table to make him marketable, useful, or interesting in any sense. And Opie needed supporting talent to interact with, who could do some voices as a bonus. Anthony was literally Opie's bit dog. Ope would point at Anthony and say "Tom Brokaw doing Dice's act NOW!" and Anthony would start tap-dancing for treats.

Anthony was also Opie's attack dog. Whenever someone would try to play the divide and conquer technique, Auntie would turn into a pitbull defending Opie and his role on the show. If he was lying then he's a total co-dependent faggot. And if he's telling the truth then he's a complete AND total co-dependent faggot. After one of their last blowups with Carol Miller when their show ran over into her timeslot, she tried to play the divide and conquer technique and called Opie useless but said Anthony was talented.

Did Auntie say "Thanks Carol, I KNOW!" No... He meekly said "No.. I'm useless too." Because Opie had the dog Auntie trained properly to defend the show when people try to play to their egos and pick away at the foundation of the show. Maybe this was the one thing Auntie learned from Opie and then he decided to play the divide and conquer technique against himself, successfully making that half-a-fag the new owner of a half-a-show.

Opie was doing radio before and after Anthony was in his life. Anthony was the sidekick. Second billing. His name starts with an A but it goes second? Hmm... Make you think who the actual star of the show was? Maybe it was the guy who spoke first, introduced everything, gave cues to the engineers when to hit breaks or end the show, or to play clips... You know, the guy in control of the situation. The one who runs things. "The Boss" as they say. Anthony was Opie's employee service dog. And that dog lived to an old, sick, tired age. That dog needed to be put down.
 

Sue Lightning

Balconyster
Anthony and Jims attitude towards Opie was like a teenager with their parents. They hate the fact that their parent wants them to be responsible and safe and not fuck up their lives. The teens always think they know best and lash out. “WHATEVER MOM! YOU JUST DONT WANT ME TO GO OUT AFTER 11PM BECAUSE YOU HATE FUN!!!!” But they would never actually tell their parents to go fuck themselves because they’re too afraid and incapable to be on their own.

All the “MAN I’M SO GLAD TO NOT BE UNDER OPIES THUMB”” is pure distilled cope. Maybe in the first year they felt like that but ever since they’ve realized that Opie was the only thing holding them up to be mildly relevant. Without him Ant is just an air conditioning man who hates niggers and Jim is a cocksucker with a middling clown gig.
 

DMAN

NYC Mayor
Outside that irrelevent echo-chamber, Opie will be given his due.

Anthony went viral once in a forgettable clip where he shredded his Windows Vista disc.

Opie has been perpetually viral with Reddit like 10 times already with the Cake Stomp, which is an all-time Opie & Anthony bit.

It pisses off the right people. That is why I know O&A would still be a force if together, uncancelable. Anthony is still going, he's just got ZERO content. Opie has ideas but no outlet, because he refuses to work with a lying drunken idiot.

I wish they could hear when he made stlaker Patti cry after she tried to talk to his girlfriend Sandy. Or the Poker Chips. Or when they ripped off Pattis wig. Or when they verbally tortured those girls who thought they were gonna get attention. Or dropping mustard on random people from the window. Or ruining the guy's stupid tooth pick thing. Or ripping up Tucker Max's book. WHO came up with all this? And you wanna compare all that to what? Auntie and Jim doing homosexual wordplay where the whole joke is that it ISN'T clever? SO WITTY!!!
 

NewJersey.gov

Why cant we all just get along, funsters
Anthony went viral once in a forgettable clip where he shredded his Windows Vista disc.

Opie has been perpetually viral with Reddit like 10 times already with the Cake Stomp, which is an all-time Opie & Anthony bit.

It pisses off the right people. That is why I know O&A would still be a force if together, uncancelable. Anthony is still going, he's just got ZERO content. Opie has ideas but no outlet, because he refuses to work with a lying drunken idiot.

I wish they could hear when he made stlaker Patti cry after she tried to talk to his girlfriend Sandy. Or the Poker Chips. Or when they ripped off Pattis wig. Or when they verbally tortured those girls who thought they were gonna get attention. Or dropping mustard on random people from the window. Or ruining the guy's stupid tooth pick thing. Or ripping up Tucker Max's book. WHO came up with all this? And you wanna compare all that to what? Auntie and Jim doing homosexual wordplay where the whole joke is that it ISN'T clever? SO WITTY!!!
LMAO I totally forgot how hard Nana was trying to go viral back then with his dumb home videos.
 

NewJersey.gov

Why cant we all just get along, funsters
Nana sucked Daniel Craig's cock. Of this I have no doubt.

The eyes never lie, child

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I cannot persecute Auntie Cumia for his lack of knowledge. He is alcoholic north-redneck trash. Opie discovered the slimy faggot and added him to the team. Opie negotiated them into bigger and better cities. Auntie had absolutely no idea what was going on, he just said 'Okay Ope, sounds great.' Hung up the phone, and went back to bed. Layabout nigger didn't understand his role in the show until 5 years AFTER his own career ended.

But I can persecute Auntie for insulting Opie "going to the phones," and then when you were in a jam with Ronnie B vs. Flaherty, you immediately went to the phones, cackling "wouldn't that be so hacky if I did that?" AS YOU DID IT. Wow! He really leaned into it there fans. So quick witted.

I can persecute Auntie for publicly letting it slip that he "finally understands what Opie did," that day. That it took you a quarter of a century before you understood how your own career operated... Maybe not something you wanna brag about... And thinking it's a diss to the man? Opie made Anthony.

This asshole really didn't know he was half-a-show. THERE WAS A REAL BIG "&" IN THE SHOW NAME. They were a comedy team. He really listened to those needy political hacks in comments and twitter telling him that he was the star of the show, he truly believed it.

I can persecute Anthony for these things, but I won't. In the end, I cannot expect an unaccountable person to be held accountable. We know he is a manchild who needed an Opie to straighten him out and set the table to make him marketable, useful, or interesting in any sense. And Opie needed supporting talent to interact with, who could do some voices as a bonus. Anthony was literally Opie's bit dog. Ope would point at Anthony and say "Tom Brokaw doing Dice's act NOW!" and Anthony would start tap-dancing for treats.

Anthony was also Opie's attack dog. Whenever someone would try to play the divide and conquer technique, Auntie would turn into a pitbull defending Opie and his role on the show. If he was lying then he's a total co-dependent faggot. And if he's telling the truth then he's a complete AND total co-dependent faggot. After one of their last blowups with Carol Miller when their show ran over into her timeslot, she tried to play the divide and conquer technique and called Opie useless but said Anthony was talented.

Did Auntie say "Thanks Carol, I KNOW!" No... He meekly said "No.. I'm useless too." Because Opie had the dog Auntie trained properly to defend the show when people try to play to their egos and pick away at the foundation of the show. Maybe this was the one thing Auntie learned from Opie and then he decided to play the divide and conquer technique against himself, successfully making that half-a-fag the new owner of a half-a-show.

Opie was doing radio before and after Anthony was in his life. Anthony was the sidekick. Second billing. His name starts with an A but it goes second? Hmm... Make you think who the actual star of the show was? Maybe it was the guy who spoke first, introduced everything, gave cues to the engineers when to hit breaks or end the show, or to play clips... You know, the guy in control of the situation. The one who runs things. "The Boss" as they say. Anthony was Opie's employee service dog. And that dog lived to an old, sick, tired age. That dog needed to be put down.

Patrice said it best in that Anthony is a bum made good; he owes his life to Opie.
 

LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
Had Nana not been fired for his "beliefs"...he wouldn't have had the caliber and amount of ballwashers shitting on Opie, that he had.
Within a year of being fired he was losing control over his big Compound Media venture. And drinking to extreme levels. And likely gambling to extreme levels. Within another few months of that he was beating his girlfriend so badly he broke multiple bones in her body. And had all of his guns taken away by police. Because of that his appearances on right wing and mainstream political shows basically stopped happening overnight. His image was fully destroyed. At least we thought it couldn't get worse.

Within another year or so he is outed by various people for prostituting Sue Lighting for breast implants. And his various mentions of homosexual behaviors on O&A like wearing mommy's shoes or watching gay porn come back to haunt him eternally like his mother's ghost should have. His own guard dog Keith the Top literally tells fans that 'Anthony dabbled with Sue' and seems to have lost all respect for Anthony and is no longer shielding him from ridicule and has in fact joined in with the ridicule. At this point he has offered Opie half of Compound multiple times and been turned down. Norton is distancing himself from Anthony. As are many Cellar comics.

And now? Anthony is basically hated by everyone from the O&A years aside from a handful of people. And this includes being hated by most of the comics. And despised by Opie with likely zero chance of reconciliation. The bridges are burned and the surrounding lands are bombed and the earth is salted.

I think that this was the inevitable outcome for his life no matter what. Anthony was destined to destroy his life once he was without someone to guide his life like Opie or management. People forcing him to work five days a week and work early mornings. People forcing him to get proper sleep and not drink or gamble and party. Without direct management of his life he is basically fully unhinged and out of control in his natural state. Probably why he married his brother's sloppy seconds was to simply ground him and prevent him from being arrested for pedophilia or something else. It was simply to keep him in line out of desperation.
 
I cannot persecute Auntie Cumia for his lack of knowledge. He is alcoholic north-redneck trash. Opie discovered the slimy faggot and added him to the team. Opie negotiated them into bigger and better cities. Auntie had absolutely no idea what was going on, he just said 'Okay Ope, sounds great.' Hung up the phone, and went back to bed. Layabout nigger didn't understand his role in the show until 5 years AFTER his own career ended.

But I can persecute Auntie for insulting Opie "going to the phones," and then when you were in a jam with Ronnie B vs. Flaherty, you immediately went to the phones, cackling "wouldn't that be so hacky if I did that?" AS YOU DID IT. Wow! He really leaned into it there fans. So quick witted.

I can persecute Auntie for publicly letting it slip that he "finally understands what Opie did," that day. That it took you a quarter of a century before you understood how your own career operated... Maybe not something you wanna brag about... And thinking it's a diss to the man? Opie made Anthony.

This asshole really didn't know he was half-a-show. THERE WAS A REAL BIG "&" IN THE SHOW NAME. They were a comedy team. He really listened to those needy political hacks in comments and twitter telling him that he was the star of the show, he truly believed it.

I can persecute Anthony for these things, but I won't. In the end, I cannot expect an unaccountable person to be held accountable. We know he is a manchild who needed an Opie to straighten him out and set the table to make him marketable, useful, or interesting in any sense. And Opie needed supporting talent to interact with, who could do some voices as a bonus. Anthony was literally Opie's bit dog. Ope would point at Anthony and say "Tom Brokaw doing Dice's act NOW!" and Anthony would start tap-dancing for treats.

Anthony was also Opie's attack dog. Whenever someone would try to play the divide and conquer technique, Auntie would turn into a pitbull defending Opie and his role on the show. If he was lying then he's a total co-dependent faggot. And if he's telling the truth then he's a complete AND total co-dependent faggot. After one of their last blowups with Carol Miller when their show ran over into her timeslot, she tried to play the divide and conquer technique and called Opie useless but said Anthony was talented.

Did Auntie say "Thanks Carol, I KNOW!" No... He meekly said "No.. I'm useless too." Because Opie had the dog Auntie trained properly to defend the show when people try to play to their egos and pick away at the foundation of the show. Maybe this was the one thing Auntie learned from Opie and then he decided to play the divide and conquer technique against himself, successfully making that half-a-fag the new owner of a half-a-show.

Opie was doing radio before and after Anthony was in his life. Anthony was the sidekick. Second billing. His name starts with an A but it goes second? Hmm... Make you think who the actual star of the show was? Maybe it was the guy who spoke first, introduced everything, gave cues to the engineers when to hit breaks or end the show, or to play clips... You know, the guy in control of the situation. The one who runs things. "The Boss" as they say. Anthony was Opie's employee service dog. And that dog lived to an old, sick, tired age. That dog needed to be put down.
Hi Opie
 
Within a year of being fired he was losing control over his big Compound Media venture. And drinking to extreme levels. And likely gambling to extreme levels. Within another few months of that he was beating his girlfriend so badly he broke multiple bones in her body. And had all of his guns taken away by police. Because of that his appearances on right wing and mainstream political shows basically stopped happening overnight. His image was fully destroyed. At least we thought it couldn't get worse.

Within another year or so he is outed by various people for prostituting Sue Lighting for breast implants. And his various mentions of homosexual behaviors on O&A like wearing mommy's shoes or watching gay porn come back to haunt him eternally like his mother's ghost should have. His own guard dog Keith the Top literally tells fans that 'Anthony dabbled with Sue' and seems to have lost all respect for Anthony and is no longer shielding him from ridicule and has in fact joined in with the ridicule. At this point he has offered Opie half of Compound multiple times and been turned down. Norton is distancing himself from Anthony. As are many Cellar comics.

And now? Anthony is basically hated by everyone from the O&A years aside from a handful of people. And this includes being hated by most of the comics. And despised by Opie with likely zero chance of reconciliation. The bridges are burned and the surrounding lands are bombed and the earth is salted.

I think that this was the inevitable outcome for his life no matter what. Anthony was destined to destroy his life once he was without someone to guide his life like Opie or management. People forcing him to work five days a week and work early mornings. People forcing him to get proper sleep and not drink or gamble and party. Without direct management of his life he is basically fully unhinged and out of control in his natural state. Probably why he married his brother's sloppy seconds was to simply ground him and prevent him from being arrested for pedophilia or something else. It was simply to keep him in line out of desperation.
And he is just completely ill-suited in a "host" role. He excelled as a second banana, when the topic was all teed up for him and all he had to do was react. But as a host, he's visibly uncomfortable, anxious, and totally out of his element. He constantly fidgets, he's slow to react, and he constantly relies on repeating whatever his guest just said, in lieu of adding anything or expanding upon it.

On top of that, he still doesn't even know what he wants his retarded show to even be. He saves his most vitriolic, hateful stuff for his gay Twitter feed, instead of using it on his show. He mostly just hosts F-list comedian wannabees, and they talk about random online news stories they happened to see. He has no idea how to put together a well-planned, well-paced show, nor is he interested in trying it. He wants to coast on his old radio fame, and his martyr complex over being fired, which makes him equally as sad as people like Stuttering John, the old radio losers who just can't let the glory days go.

His post-firing years coincided with a huge rise in "right wing" podcasting and so forth, yet Nana, the truth bomb hurling conservative firebrand, totally failed at capitalizing on it. No one knows or cares about his gay show, and his incessant nigger tweeting has severed his last remaining links to credible celebrities. Now he's just this drunken, mincing, hooting retard who can't even dress himself properly. All of his faggot bravado is so obviously, transparently fake and, to people like us, downright comical.
 

Sue Lightning

Balconyster
And he is just completely ill-suited in a "host" role. He excelled as a second banana, when the topic was all teed up for him and all he had to do was react. But as a host, he's visibly uncomfortable, anxious, and totally out of his element. He constantly fidgets, he's slow to react, and he constantly relies on repeating whatever his guest just said, in lieu of adding anything or expanding upon it.
I don’t even think its about being a host, just that his show is so lonely. When he’s talking about shit with people who will bounce off of him, like when he talks about Opie with Jimmy, he appears less uncomfortable and fidgety. 90% of his shows are him alone. The natural flow of Opie and Anthony (where Opie would set something up, Ant would respond, and Jim would throw something in) is completely broken. Now Ant is left to do all three of those jobs at once and the only people he can look to to fill the dead air is off camera Erock or whatever lifeless guest he has on who refuses to add anything.
On top of that, he still doesn't even know what he wants his retarded show to even be. He saves his most vitriolic, hateful stuff for his gay Twitter feed, instead of using it on his show. He mostly just hosts F-list comedian wannabees, and they talk about random online news stories they happened to see. He has no idea how to put together a well-planned, well-paced show, nor is he interested in trying it. He wants to coast on his old radio fame, and his martyr complex over being fired, which makes him equally as sad as people like Stuttering John, the old radio losers who just can't let the glory days go.
I would say StutJo is almost more respectable. (Hard to say.) Stutjo holds onto his relevancy through his time on Howard. Ant doesn’t hold onto his relevancy from being part of O&A but from being fired from it. His entire image is being “the guy who said nigger and got shit canned”, NOT the second banana to Opie. The content confusing is reflective of Anthonys personal struggles. First, he wants to make it a comedy show because he knows thats what the fans want. However, he himself wants to make it some political show. And all the while off the air he’s tweeting insane nigger shit which isn’t conducive to what he’s saying on air. You can do a political show where you also make people laugh or a comedy show where you make political points. This somehow fails to be either.
His post-firing years coincided with a huge rise in "right wing" podcasting and so forth, yet Nana, the truth bomb hurling conservative firebrand, totally failed at capitalizing on it. No one knows or cares about his gay show, and his incessant nigger tweeting has severed his last remaining links to credible celebrities. Now he's just this drunken, mincing, hooting retard who can't even dress himself properly. All of his faggot bravado is so obviously, transparently fake and, to people like us, downright comical.
It required a couple things. Anthony, all on his own, had to be informed, prepared for the news of the day, take himself seriously, know what he wanted to do with the show, etc. But Anthony is still the same irresponsible teenager he’s been for 50 years. The minute he saw the subs rolling in and realized he didn’t have to put effort in to get traction for the show he was content with skating by and not growing. Furthermore, Ant is not interested in politcs. He’s not. He’s interested in niggers and THATS IT. He didn’t go after Obama and lose his mind because he was a Democrat or “against American values” or whatever measured retcon Nana spits out now. It’s all about niggers. He doesn’t watch enough news or know enough about politics to bullshit on air about day to day events or legislation without doing a shit ton of research the day beforehand, which he would never do because, again, irresponsible kid content to just barely make it.
 
You can do a political show where you also make people laugh or a comedy show where you make political points. This somehow fails to be either.
In his mind, he wants his show to have that old-timey Carson/Cavett talk show vibe, but he only went as far as to have a desk with some gay props on it. He shows up half in the bag, dressed in the same frayed old rags every day, and half-asses his way through meandering conversations with his retarded pals. There's no format, no running gags, no real comedy, no political outrage, nothing. And he's been at it for years. You'd think that by now he would have at least stumbled into some sort of working formula, but he never has.
 

not that Jack Horner

If you saw me IRL you very likely wouldn't look me
I cannot persecute Auntie Cumia for his lack of knowledge. He is alcoholic north-redneck trash. Opie discovered the slimy faggot and added him to the team. Opie negotiated them into bigger and better cities. Auntie had absolutely no idea what was going on, he just said 'Okay Ope, sounds great.' Hung up the phone, and went back to bed. Layabout nigger didn't understand his role in the show until 5 years AFTER his own career ended.

But I can persecute Auntie for insulting Opie "going to the phones," and then when you were in a jam with Ronnie B vs. Flaherty, you immediately went to the phones, cackling "wouldn't that be so hacky if I did that?" AS YOU DID IT. Wow! He really leaned into it there fans. So quick witted.

I can persecute Auntie for publicly letting it slip that he "finally understands what Opie did," that day. That it took you a quarter of a century before you understood how your own career operated... Maybe not something you wanna brag about... And thinking it's a diss to the man? Opie made Anthony.

This asshole really didn't know he was half-a-show. THERE WAS A REAL BIG "&" IN THE SHOW NAME. They were a comedy team. He really listened to those needy political hacks in comments and twitter telling him that he was the star of the show, he truly believed it.

I can persecute Anthony for these things, but I won't. In the end, I cannot expect an unaccountable person to be held accountable. We know he is a manchild who needed an Opie to straighten him out and set the table to make him marketable, useful, or interesting in any sense. And Opie needed supporting talent to interact with, who could do some voices as a bonus. Anthony was literally Opie's bit dog. Ope would point at Anthony and say "Tom Brokaw doing Dice's act NOW!" and Anthony would start tap-dancing for treats.

Anthony was also Opie's attack dog. Whenever someone would try to play the divide and conquer technique, Auntie would turn into a pitbull defending Opie and his role on the show. If he was lying then he's a total co-dependent faggot. And if he's telling the truth then he's a complete AND total co-dependent faggot. After one of their last blowups with Carol Miller when their show ran over into her timeslot, she tried to play the divide and conquer technique and called Opie useless but said Anthony was talented.

Did Auntie say "Thanks Carol, I KNOW!" No... He meekly said "No.. I'm useless too." Because Opie had the dog Auntie trained properly to defend the show when people try to play to their egos and pick away at the foundation of the show. Maybe this was the one thing Auntie learned from Opie and then he decided to play the divide and conquer technique against himself, successfully making that half-a-fag the new owner of a half-a-show.

Opie was doing radio before and after Anthony was in his life. Anthony was the sidekick. Second billing. His name starts with an A but it goes second? Hmm... Make you think who the actual star of the show was? Maybe it was the guy who spoke first, introduced everything, gave cues to the engineers when to hit breaks or end the show, or to play clips... You know, the guy in control of the situation. The one who runs things. "The Boss" as they say. Anthony was Opie's employee service dog. And that dog lived to an old, sick, tired age. That dog needed to be put down.

opie stirs the drink doing lil live steams with 0 production value

he makes money turning on his camera every time he goes live

if opie was born today with the same hunger he’d be just as big

if ant was born today hed be in jail
 

Sue Lightning

Balconyster
opie stirs the drink doing lil live steams with 0 production value

he makes money turning on his camera every time he goes live

if opie was born today with the same hunger he’d be just as big

if ant was born today hed be in jail
If we entertain a hypothetical world where Opie and Anthony never met each other, Opie would still have a career in radio spinning records. Ant would be dead from his 2002 heart attack because he’d still be fixing AC’s. But according to Cumia ballwashers, Ant was the one with a talent for radio. (Despite never doing it all his life and only being asked to do it on a whim over a fucking song parody.)
 
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