I feel like the insanity of paying $5000 to get a social media account back isn't discussed enough

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Let’s say the most important thing in the world to you was taken away. Would you not pay $5000 to get it back?!

Well of course I'd pay $5000 to get my child back. It goes without saying.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

THE LAWYER WHO [unsuccessfully] SUED HARVEY WEINSTEIN!!!!!

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Hes the most pathetic piece of shit alive

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

MuuUhHh twiTTEr

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

It really is crazy to pay any amount of money for social media
It's shows how addicted these people are.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Then Mr. Never Lies told a big fat lie and said he made the $5k back within like a month just from tweeting. Which is such an obvious lie because not once in any of the interviews he's done or even in the lolsuit has he ever mentioned that he generates an income from his Twitter and that's why he can't just shut the fuck up. He wants so badly to be able to say that tweeting is his job, but usually stops just short of actually saying it.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Has anyone ever questioned the $5000 being horseshit? This is the same person who was humble bragging about the price of a haircut that he seemed to think would be a lot for people. Not like what he's doing with his hair he couldn't just have some homeless person do for a 40oz.

I did but just because I thought he believed it made him sound more important by passive aggressively bragging about paying for a free account.

“Can you FAWKING believe I had to pay FIVE FAWKING GRAND to get my FAWKING account back? What a FAWKING rip those FAWKING cocksuckers! Ehhhh what’reyougonnado yaknowwhatimean? FAWK”

Thankfully he stopped pretending he was Tony soprano handing Finn $300 for a sandwich after he told them about Vito sucking off the security guard and retreated back to his comfort zone of being a disgruntled lesbian.

Also, I know we like to make fun of Carrie G around here but anybody who takes 5 large out of his fat ass pockets is cool by me. I’d respectfully eat her butt for that alone.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

That's because $5000 is a trivial amount, child.

Made it back & more, child.
Twitter has been in life for too many years. Nice life, piggertits

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

That's because $5000 is a trivial amount, child.

he earned that back within weeks. despite the fact that if he earned that in weeks, being suspended for months would have cost him a great deal more than 5k

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I did but just because I thought he believed it made him sound more important by passive aggressively bragging about paying for a free account.

“Can you FAWKING believe I had to pay FIVE FAWKING GRAND to get my FAWKING account back? What a FAWKING rip those FAWKING cocksuckers! Ehhhh what’reyougonnado yaknowwhatimean? FAWK”

Thankfully he stopped pretending he was Tony soprano handing Finn $300 for a sandwich after he told them about Vito sucking off the security guard and retreated back to his comfort zone of being a disgruntled lesbian.

Also, I know we like to make fun of Carrie G around here but anybody who takes 5 large out of his fat ass pockets is cool by me. I’d respectfully eat her butt for that alone.

I personally don't like carrie goldberg because she seems to think women should have rights, and i'm against that kinda thing

 

[Tyrone McGibs]

If he actually had more than like 10 fans and any actual relevance he could just make a new twitter and regain the followers but his followers are mostly bots and inactive accounts so he couldn't do that

 

[TorqueWheeler]

The tweet where is angrily tweeted he would fly to Twitter hq and said they "will listen to my demands" isn't enough either.

We WILL have a conversation!"

 

[StlakerFatti]

Let’s say the most important thing in the world to you was taken away. Would you not pay $5000 to get it back?!

5000 for an estranged daughter is a steal!

 

[Stent]

Worthless bum yet spends money like it never ends. He's the one who should be writing the afro-futurism sci-fi.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

We WILL have a conversation!"

That line right there is how you know he’s never actually worked a day in his life. He thinks if you act important then you can just force a meeting or conversation with people.

I wish he flew out there only to be told to get fucked by security.

 

[The Talking Dead]

That line right there is how you know he’s never actually worked a day in his life. He thinks if you act important then you can just force a meeting or conversation with people.

I wish he flew out there only to be told to get fucked by security.

Him threatening to fly to their campus was one of the early signs that he wasn't just a stubborn retard but legitimately unhinged too.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Him threatening to fly to their campus was one of the early signs that he wasn't just a stubborn retard but legitimately unhinged too.

You know whenever he meets someone new he tells them he’s a very important person on twitter that is seen by millions

 

[stealthygeek]

I think there was a blue check application process that involved showing yourself mentioned in national publications to prove your special boy status. Rick's been using the same playbook for his media tour to get the mass arrests rolling.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Kinda feels like a drop on the bucket when compared to his legal fees.

 

[Kurt_Love]

Then Mr. Never Lies told a big fat lie and said he made the $5k back within like a month just from tweeting. Which is such an obvious lie because not once in any of the interviews he's done or even in the lolsuit has he ever mentioned that he generates an income from his Twitter and that's why he can't just shut the fuck up. He wants so badly to be able to say that tweeting is his job, but usually stops just short of actually saying it.

I think he was saying all the exposure from his viral account sold tons of books, child. Nevermind that he hasn't sold 5k worth of books total in his life, hasn't gotten any new book contracts, any more Sci fi TV appearances, doesn't book $10 stand up gigs, etc.