I dropped my phone between the shower and the wall in this hostel

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

I was so dehydrated this whole trip all i shit was a pebble, one time. So now I’m at the Aspire Lounge at the Manchester airport and I’m doing work on the buffet and the unlimited diet pepsis. I can already feel it brewing.

Well done soldier! Fill that belly! You earned it!

 

[NoBacon]

I think you should have smashed the shower up anyway. That way it would know not to do it again.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

I got the FAWKIN phone back!

My girlfriend pointed out that the laminate flooring came up onto the outside of the shower and she peeled it back, it was all glued on.

Underneath was a small hidden panel with normal Phillips head screws. I used a tweezer, backed them out, and got my phone. Then I smooshed everything back in the place, can’t even tell I fucked with it.

Now I’m about to take a mega shit at the airport lounge.

Nice needing guidance from a pregnant 19 year old, stupid

 

[StlakerFatti]

very anticlimactic bit, even worse than watching soccer to be honest. i would have appreciated a few more photos, incl. nudes of the gf.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

When they undoubtedly refuse to help you, go:

SO SO SO SO SOSOSOSO you’re saying I CAN’T get my phone?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

The night club across the street is going off. Let me see if I can zoom in on any of these British skanks.

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Red looks like she could use a good bone

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Should I rip all this fawkin’ trim off?

I was gonna unscrew the shower from the wall first but every screw is stripped.

Now I’m thinking I rip all this trim off and try to fish it out but I genuinely don’t think there’s something skinny enough to get it.


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Gross how bad are you doing that your staying at a hostel? It isn't the 80s anymore have you been raped by Nigerian migrants?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I got the FAWKIN phone back!

My girlfriend pointed out that the laminate flooring came up onto the outside of the shower and she peeled it back, it was all glued on.

Underneath was a small hidden panel with normal Phillips head screws. I used a tweezer, backed them out, and got my phone. Then I smooshed everything back in the place, can’t even tell I fucked with it.

Now I’m about to take a mega shit at the airport lounge.

Can I have the new one?

 

[lil chud]

I got the FAWKIN phone back!

My girlfriend pointed out that the laminate flooring came up onto the outside of the shower and she peeled it back, it was all glued on.

Underneath was a small hidden panel with normal Phillips head screws. I used a tweezer, backed them out, and got my phone. Then I smooshed everything back in the place, can’t even tell I fucked with it.

Now I’m about to take a mega shit at the airport lounge.

Happy to hear, I got invested in this phone while reading the thread and was contemplating ways you could get it out.

Nice needing guidance from a pregnant 19 year old, stupid

She's 19 and a HALF

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

unlimited diet pepsis

hurrah, as much aspartame as you can clug

 

[DMAN]

The night club across the street is going off. Let me see if I can zoom in on any of these British skanks.

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You posted this before you got your phone back. Were you really taking creepshots with your pregnant bitches phone

 

[StlakerFatti]

very anticlimactic bit, even worse than watching soccer to be honest. i would have appreciated a few more photos, incl. nudes of the gf.

he clearly tried to film himself having shower sex for those still wondering

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

he clearly tried to film himself having shower sex for those still wondering

He said he was listening to a podcast and I’m inclined to believe him.

 

[StlakerFatti]

He said he was listening to a podcast and I’m inclined to believe him.

maybe he couldn't put away the last few minutes of Nice Podcast, Stupid and had to be somewhere soon after.