I dropped my phone between the shower and the wall in this hostel

[Guest]

Should I rip all this fawkin’ trim off?

I was gonna unscrew the shower from the wall first but every screw is stripped.

Now I’m thinking I rip all this trim off and try to fish it out but I genuinely don’t think there’s something skinny enough to get it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

First of all, how did you manage that? Second, go to the front desk and explain what happened and see if they'll help you out. If they don't, fuck them, rip it apart.

I thought it said hotel. If you're in a hostel rip the whole fucking place apart and blame it on someone else.

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

You’re wealthy, so why the fuck are you staying in a hostel?

P.s.

Which 3rd world shithole country are you vacationing in?

 

[RoTheHo69]

Sounds pretty fawkin hostile tsss

 

[Guest]

You’re wealthy, so why the fuck are you staying in a hostel?

P.s.

Which 3rd world shithole country are you vacationing in?

Manchester UK

I like staying in hostels, genuinely. I get the private rooms with the private bathrooms. I like that they usually have some character and I’m only ever there to sleep.

The other day I took a public bus here, seeing the usb power outlets really gave me a chuckle thinking about @Nikki’s Crusty Gusset

Somewhere out there, he’s powering an entire apartment off of those.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Manchester UK

I like staying in hostels, genuinely. I get the private rooms with the private bathrooms. I like that they usually have some character and I’m only ever there to sleep.

The other day I took a public bus here, seeing the usb power outlets really gave me a chuckle thinking about @Nikki’s Crusty Gusset

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Somewhere out there, he’s powering an entire apartment off of those.

Dude there's a cumshot on that seat

 

[Guest]

First of all, how did you manage that? Second, go to the front desk and explain what happened and see if they'll help you out. If they don't, fuck them, rip it apart.

I thought it said hotel. If you're in a hostel rip the whole fucking place apart and blame it on someone else.

Maintenance won’t be here until after I leave. I already bought a new phone but I want that one back.

 

[Guest]

Dude there's a cumshot on that seat

Who do you think put it there, dummy?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Who do you think put it there, dummy?

Nice shootin, tex

 

[RoTheHo69]

Who do you think put it there, dummy?

Why would you drop a load there?

 

[Guest]

So far I’ve had three based middle eastern Uber drivers and only had my gf harassed by one immigrant. Pfg ratio. I hit him with a Patrick “FUCK AWF” and he stopped, which is good for him bc I had the “shut your FUCKING MOUF!!!” Ready to go

 

[Turk February]

Look at Harry Two Phones over here, one for jacking it in the shower, and the other to document it for the forums.

 

[Guest]

Why would you drop a load there?

As if you have better aim when you’re jacking it on a bus

 

[Guest]

Look at Harry Two Phones over here, one for jacking it in the shower, and the other to document it for the forums.

I was being even gayer, listening to a podcast

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

So you put it on top of the lip there and it fell?

 

[BoringFaggot]

Is there a curtain rod you can use to fish it out?

 

[Guest]

So you put it on top of the lip there and it fell?

Yes. Then I screamed FUCK! Where the FUCK is my PHONE?! and bit my girlfriend. The podcast kept going for like 90 minutes.

This shower is gay as hell. There’s like a little shim in here BLOCKING me. Also I’m not sure I can get wood glue at 10pm to put this trim back on

 

[Sue2]

So far I’ve had three based middle eastern Uber drivers and only had my gf harassed by one immigrant. Pfg ratio. I hit him with a Patrick “FUCK AWF” and he stopped, which is good for him bc I had the “shut your FUCKING MOUF!!!” Ready to go

Then 5 BLACK GUYS came out…and I said BACK OFF THIS AINT YOUR SHOW!!!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yes. Then I screamed FUCK! Where the FUCK is my PHONE?! and bit my girlfriend. The podcast kept going for like 90 minutes.

This shower is gay as hell. There’s like a little shim in here BLOCKING me. Also I’m not sure I can get wood glue at 10pm to put this trim back onView attachment 208408

You're not putting that shit back on and you're going to snap it eventually. Just tear it out of there. You're probably not getting your phone back. Trash the place and go kick the door in right after you check out.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Then 5 BLACK GUYS came out…and I said BACK OFF THIS AINT YOUR SHOW!!!

What does that even mean? it's not your show? Did ant say that to some black guys? They must have been confused as fuck.