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I don't want to fuck you, child.

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Trying to date these young cunts must be a disaster
A girl I went to high school with recently ran for government office as a democrat. One of her opponents brought up her voting record and she had voted Republican over 15 years ago. Since todays democrat party believes Republican means you’re worse than Hitler she defended her past by claiming she voted Republican because of her family voted that way and she’s learned they aren’t on the right side of history. That’s right, she trashed her whole family in hopes it would win over democrats and get her into office. She came in third and her family doesn’t talk to her and I believe her husband left. Nice life choices, stupid.
 

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So weird for a dude to put himself in the sexual selection category of "we don't want to fuck you" You're not sexually selecting, Pat.

It's obvious that shit is talking about Democrat women (on paper) saying they won't fuck right wing dudes
These cunts better watch what they tweet if they want any of this BP med enriched Pat Peen.

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Mick_Mickerson

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A girl I went to high school with recently ran for government office as a democrat. One of her opponents brought up her voting record and she had voted Republican over 15 years ago. Since todays democrat party believes Republican means you’re worse than Hitler she defended her past by claiming she voted Republican because of her family voted that way and she’s learned they aren’t on the right side of history. That’s right, she trashed her whole family in hopes it would win over democrats and get her into office. She came in third and her family doesn’t talk to her and I believe her husband left. Nice life choices, stupid.
Shitting on your family gets you brownie points.

Dems in "cosmopolitan" places often exaggerate how backwards their hometowns or dads were because they think it makes them seem even more enlightened they were able to "Break through" and see the light

I live in one of the big US coastal cities and people talk about their nice, semi-rural hometowns like it was 1930s Alabama, meanwhile they lived 45 mins outside a major city or the state's capital and their hometowns were unironically nice
 

Faggot Boqposter

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Shitting on your family gets you brownie points.

Dems in cosmopolitan places often exaggerate how "backwards" their hometowns or dads were because they think it makes them seem even more enlightened they were able to "Break through" and see the light

I live in one of the big US coastal cities and people talk about their nice, semi-rural hometowns like it was 1930s Alabama, meanwhile they lived an hour outside a major city or the state's capital and their hometowns were unironically nice
It’s very progressive and enlightened to live in expensive urban enclaves while the darkies in the city live in 3rd world tenements.

Pretend you’re an “ally” by ensuring everything you do minimizes the likelihood of interacting with them.

-$25 martinis keep ‘‘em out of the bars and restaurants
-$10 bucks for a dozen eggs keeps em out of the stores
Etc etc
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Shitting on your family gets you brownie points.

Dems in "cosmopolitan" places often exaggerate how backwards their hometowns or dads were because they think it makes them seem even more enlightened they were able to "Break through" and see the light

I live in one of the big US coastal cities and people talk about their nice, semi-rural hometowns like it was 1930s Alabama, meanwhile they lived 45 mins outside a major city or the state's capital and their hometowns were unironically nice
That describes the girl I’m talking about 100%. Claims her Republican family is backwards and stupid, like they were slack jawed rednecks yet she came from a wealthy family and her parents were college educated with very good jobs at well known companies.

I live near a college so I meet a lot of 20 something year old girls and so many are the same - the “right side of history” democrat and cry their dumb parents are republicans yet they’re the ones paying for their education. They love to trash their family because it makes them look “enlightened” and believe voting democrat makes you a good person because that’s what they’ve been told by democrats.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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outside of mi amor AOC, the left has very little in the way of sexy women. I can't act like I didn't watch Who's Nailing Palin a few times & feel ripped off by the actress not being as hot as the real Mommy Palin.
Majority of the loud democrat women I’ve noticed are either fat, have purple hair, are annoying, and all are miserable.
 

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That describes the girl I’m talking about 100%. Claims her Republican family is backwards and stupid, like they were slack jawed rednecks yet she came from a wealthy family and her parents were college educated with very good jobs at well known companies.

I live near a college so I meet a lot of 20 something year old girls and so many are the same - the “right side of history” democrat and cry their dumb parents are republicans yet they’re the ones paying for their education. They love to trash their family because it makes them look “enlightened” and believe voting democrat makes you a good person because that’s what they’ve been told by democrats.
Seems like a ripe territory for a serial killer--
 
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Pat has only fucked two women and married them both. I bet him and Niki are in an “open” marriage because they’re so progressive yet it doesn’t matter because nobody wants to fuck Pat.
My running theory is that he opened it up when the Shapiro thing happened because he thought he'd be "burried in strange" and he could fuck Anica, Anna Maltese, Dana Schwartz, whoever. Niki was happy to open it up because she could scissor with Jen as much as she wants and pick up the odd dick when she felt like it (Rick's isn't big enough). He's not getting any but much like the atalkers he will not admit defeat so he sleeps on the fart couch under his blankie while Niki tribbs with Jen.
Have you seen the majority of women that are strong democrats? Nobody wants to fuck them

I would shoot the biggest load of my life all over AOCs face and beefers. Other than her, I can't think of many others. Tulsi Gabbard maybe? I'd titfuck Jen Psaki. Are there any others?
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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My running theory is that he opened it up when the Shapiro thing happened because he thought he'd be "burried in strange" and he could fuck Anica, Anna Maltese, Dana Schwartz, whoever. Niki was happy to open it up because she could scissor with Jen as much as she wants and pick up the odd dick when she felt like it (Rick's isn't big enough). He's not getting any but much like the atalkers he will not admit defeat so he sleeps on the fart couch under his blankie while Niki tribbs with Jen.


I would shoot the biggest load of my life all over AOCs face and beefers. Other than her, I can't think of many others. Tulsi Gabbard maybe? I'd titfuck Jen Psaki. Are there any others?
I agree, that blue check made him think he was some stud yet has married the only women he’s ever had sex with. He purposely goes to bar alone weekly with a laptop for attention and thinks women will instantly be attracted to the very special important boy taking up bar space with a gross computer covered in stickers. Of course people see him “working” and avoid the fat balding man baby dressed like a dorky teenager. His autism doesn’t make him realize how stupid he looks.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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Majority of the loud democrat women I’ve noticed are either fat, have purple hair, are annoying, and all are miserable.
This is exactly right. Fringe left women who are obsessed with politics, social media, and virtue signaling generally can’t find acceptance or camaraderie elsewhere because they’re obnoxiously loud, outspoken, sensitive, and unlikeable on top of being fat, ugly, and smelly. If they were better looking, they’d have less time to obsess over politics.
 
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