I don't want to be famous, child.

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He is so fucking nuts. Imagine selling only 6000 books over your entire "writing career", then shitting something like this out.
 

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Funny how he has claimed he’s famous not just for writing (most famous person to come from his town yet nobody knows him) and that he’s so famous for his tweets that he gets recognized in public by people and actually THANKED for his tweets and voice. Mind you his twitter avatar is a black and white photo from at least 5 years and 50 pounds ago but people stop him in public.
 
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Funny how he has claimed he’s famous not just for writing (most famous person to come from his town yet nobody knows him) and that he’s so famous for his tweets that he gets recognized in public by people and actually THANKED for his tweets and voice. Mind you his twitter avatar is a black and white photo from at least 5 years and 50 pounds ago.
I know it's another one of Tomlinson's fables, but could you imagine what the person who walked up to him and thanked him for fucking tweeting would look like?

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Rick desperately wants to be the “cool” author. The guy who is super well liked, but too real to be main stream. His plan to achieve this? Take every possible main stream talking point possible to appear likeable. Then, be a complete asshole to everyone who doesn’t suck your dick, because, in Ricks head this is what a cool person does. His autism doesn’t allow him to see nuance in anything.
 

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Rick desperately wants to be the “cool” author. The guy who is super well liked, but too real to be main stream. His plan to achieve this? Take every possible main stream talking point possible to appear likeable. Then, be a complete asshole to everyone who doesn’t suck your dick, because, in Ricks head this is what a cool person does. His autism doesn’t allow him to see nuance in anything.
He,'s too stupid/autistic/faggy to ever go mainstream. He's just not a friendly person-- there are plenty of celebrities who are dicks, buy they're usually talented or charismatic in some way. Pat is neither. His writing is really atrocious.
 
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He,'s too stupid/autistic/faggy to ever go mainstream. He's just not a friendly person-- there are plenty of celebrities who are dicks, buy they're usually talented or charismatic in some way. Pat is neither. His writing is really atrocious.
The only celebrities who can pull off being pricks are people who are so fucking talented and/or hot that people would be salivating for their autograph anyway.

Like it's easy to dunk on Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton now, but if you were coming up in the early 2000s you wanted to fuck them so bad and they knew it so it gave them a license to be complete cunts.

There are a lot of athletes as well that are well known dick heads to fans, but they draw money and that's why they're like that.

I don't know how Stephen King is towards his fans (I know he tweets like a liberal jerk off) but he could act as bad as Patrick and get away with it because that mother fucker has given away more copies of his books to his friends then Patrick has sold in his entire writing "career".
 
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