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JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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Turk February said:
I'm totally not dangerous. It's in total irony which is why I get away with it. I haven't even been in a fight in over 10 years. I don't own any weapons cuz they'd be more dangerous to me than anyone else. When I go to jail it's for talking shit. I'm a fucking kindergarten teacher by trade.
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JESUS CHRIST DO THE BIT

Updated Verdict: You’re Master Po of the forums. GOOD FUCKING JOB
 
Turk February

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS said:
JESUS CHRIST DO THE BIT

Updated Verdict: You’re Master Po of the forums. GOOD FUCKING JOB
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Well sorry. I took offense to being called dangerous or a liability. I'm the first person to notice when a kid is being ignored at a birthday party, or a sister is bored when a family is having a cookout. I try to be a good person while also believing it's meaningless whether or not I am. Sorry to break character again.
 
UnPRePared

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For the last time, I am NOT James Arness!
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JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS said:
I can’t keep track of people with all the constant bickering so I’m going to put down my thoughts and hope someone fills me in before it turns into 6 pages of people accusing each other of abusing pills.
  • @Mass.gov - AKA Boq Precision; Liban. It seems like nobody likes him although I’m not entirely sure why outside of the turboautist posting for days and weeks on end. Claims to have a job but never stops responding to trolls here. The granny porn thing is definitely weird as shit but it’s pretty funny. Definitely has raised my interest in moving to Somalia before 2025. Loses points for being Canadian though. Verdict: Decent egg

  • @chocolatehellhole - no other known aliases. He used to make fun of me for being 5’6” but doesn’t do the bit anymore. Spends a lot of time bickering with Boq and probably others. Supposedly has a retarded thumb but I could never figure out why. I think he’s a mod (aka fed). Verdict: Got too big for the show SNIFF

  • @Confused White Kid - no other known aliases (maybe Doug or or Paul Nelson or the kid in the wheelchair). Stalks Boq and probably others. I admire the strength of his turboautism to post endlessly for days on end but he’s part of the reason I’m struggling here. Must be unemployed but I don’t know. At least Boq can talk about Islam to keep things interesting. Verdict: Decent egg

  • @NoBacon - no other known aliases. Carries himself like the moral authority of the forum. Former sinner, has since accepted Christ, TBD on if he goes to hell or not. Allegedly fat and bald but I haven’t seen any evidence of this. Appears to have a job but speaks as though he’s living just above the poverty line. I suspect we both voted for the same person so points there. Doom posts a lot like a turbosperg. Verdict: Good egg

  • @Sue Lightning - no other known aliases. Zoomer who posts here constantly. Relentlessly defends mainstream DNC. Responds to one liners with multiple paragraphs. Easy to troll but pushes back with his own trolling which I can respect. Annoying as shit but he has his moments. Is he gay or not? I’m hearing mixed messages. He’s part of the reason I’m thrilled Kamala lost. Verdict: he’s the Jim Norton of the forums



I’ll go kill myself now.
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I don't hate anyone around here. Disagree at times, sure.

I see I'm neither your most hated or one of your good eggs, which makes me feel so middle of the fucking road. Like a wallflower. Like a face in the crowd. Like an album that drops in America on the first of September and proceeds to bomb worse than Hiroshima.

Maybe OldGravyEgg and WhippingHuskies had it right, go out in a blaze of self destructive glory!


Who the hell am I kidding, I'm just going to end every night like I always do, singing "Inside" for an encore.
 
Turk February

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I don't hate anyone around here. Disagree at times, sure.

I see I'm neither your most hated or one of your good eggs, which makes me feel so middle of the fucking road. Like a wallflower. Like a face in the crowd. Like an album that drops in America on the first of September and proceeds to bomb worse than Hiroshima.

Maybe OldGravyEgg and WhippingHuskies had it right, go out in a blaze of self destructive glory!


Who the hell am I kidding, I'm just going to end every night like I always do, singing "Inside" for an encore.
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Well that's what I keep telling a certain Pakistani gentleman. Everyone on here is friends. All the threats and insults are teasing. No one wants harm to come to anyone else. It's all play. Like a cat scratching you when you rub it's belly.
 
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Turk February said:
Well sorry. I took offense to being called dangerous or a liability. I'm the first person to notice when a kid is being ignored at a birthday party, or a sister is bored when a family is having a cookout. I try to be a good person while also believing it's meaningless whether or not I am. Sorry to break character again.
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@Turk February when writing this:
 
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Turk February said:
I'm the first person to notice when a kid is being ignored at a birthday party
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Just ruffling your maple leaves, Turk. You're a sweetheart.
 
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