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I don’t know how people get fat

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Sorry, chocolate dip. I'm so STUPID
DIIIIIIIPPP!
Edit: and since we’re doing a fat thread. Has anyone else noticed the quality of Doritos going down hill? I was occasionally getting a bag of the bbq ones at work for a while and they tasted flat. Thought it was just the flavor but over the last few days I got two other flavors and they both tasted awful. Am I misremembering or did the quality go down? Used to love the Sweet n Spicy Chili.
 
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DMbA

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You know what's odd?
When I went for my fellas lakehouse weekend to do non-gay molly with eachother, I went to Walmart to buy a bunch of snacks.
Could not find any fucking fatso funcakes. No zebras, fucking twinkies or whatever the hell those chocolate rolls type things are

And I looked through several rows 3 times like I was a crack addict expecting a guy to come out of the shelves at one point.
Do they even sell that shit or am I triple retarded for looking so hard but not finding them
So needless to say it wasn't a perfect night?
 

bantadant

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Like Boomia Jr they start young. My fridge is empty unless I intend to cook something. I have no pantry. 3 meals and water, that's all you fucking need
It's mostly this. It's easier to just give sugary or greasy shit to your kids and then have them stare at a tablet all day instead of actually cooking and being a good parent
 

BUBBLER

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It's mostly this. It's easier to just give sugary or greasy shit to your kids and then have them stare at a tablet all day instead of actually cooking and being a good parent
My parents only feed my brother's kids carrots, broccoli, chicken, barely seasoned. They add apples for sweetness, some berries and bananas. Every now and then he might get a hamburger happy meal

Other than that he loves green vegetables, always asks for green beans, broccoli, etc. 95th percentile and height and weight, a fucking tank. It's that easy.
 
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