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How much force could a civilian legally use against this thing if caught in the act? If someone had a legal CCW and pulled it out and shot his dick off, would they face charges?
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Back off! This isn't your show! Mmmmm ummm mmmmm ohhh yeah...How much force could a civilian legally use against this thing if caught in the act? If someone had a legal CCW and pulled it out and shot his dick off, would they face charges?
I'm totally in favour with people carrying guns, but it's stupid when you'd probably be charged for maiming someone who just came on your leg. I'm all for bringing back duels because someone disrespected someone else.How much force could a civilian legally use against this thing if caught in the act? If someone had a legal CCW and pulled it out and shot his dick off, would they face charges?
None did anything cause he's a good boy that didn't do nuthingIt would have been fawkin funny if someone tripped him as he ran out and he went head first through the glass door. Also, the way she sobbed "He nutted on my leg" is exactly how I picture @whippinghuskies saying "My little babies are gone".
@Nigger John It's time to stop retaining. You know now how to get women out of the gym.
I noticed that. I also noticed they didn't mention anything about the jizz. Useless journalists. But I repeat myself."The man is roughly 25-30 years old, according to police, with a dark complexion, a receding hairline and a full beard and was last seen wearing a black T-shirt, gray shorts and black sneakers."
I don't want to go on a Nick DiPaolo style rant here, but why the fuck didn't the police say "black male with a dark complexion"
A dark complexion would make me think we were looking for someone like Andy Garcia or some shit. If it's a white guy do they say "a pale complexion" and don't mention the race?
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And we know that Jim with his scary masculine voice will get them to cry like little bitches and post it to social media. They will say that they got verbally raped by the scary cis white male.Maybe tonight!!
Very funny, Smokey"hunk of whale sperm on my legggg!" I dont know, that popped into my head.
Merry X-mas fellas!This chimp is quite the rascal.
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Police provide photos of man accused of indecent assault at South Philadelphia Dollar Tree
New photos provided by police show a man wanted in connection with an indecent assault at a Dollar Tree in South Philadelphia in late June.www.cbsnews.com
When they describe the suspect only as a "male"."The man is roughly 25-30 years old, according to police, with a dark complexion, a receding hairline and a full beard and was last seen wearing a black T-shirt, gray shorts and black sneakers."
I don't want to go on a Nick DiPaolo style rant here, but why the fuck didn't the police say "black male with a dark complexion"
A dark complexion would make me think we were looking for someone like Andy Garcia or some shit. If it's a white guy do they say "a pale complexion" and don't mention the race?
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When they describe the suspect only as a "male".
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