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"My following." Delusional nigger.
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"My following." Delusional nigger.
And shit-faced drunk into the bargain.Hes honestly a fucking dolt.
He then goes on to spell it correctly a couple of lines later. Drunken retard."ended up hear"
Professional writer, folks.
But they don't move books about aliens and ray guns
SeTh SiMMonsMore people know "Patrick Tomlinson" from Apostlegate than from twitter. The medium articles and then dedicated website have gotten more hits than any tweet he's had since the abortion tweet, perhaps more than that!
Plus you know, he's a professional comic thats now known in many comedy circles as the guy who teamed up with Seth Simons
It's funny how Patrick chosen the written word as his career when he would likely fail a HS honors English class with his poor spelling, grammar, and syntax. He either takes no pride in writing or is he just too dumb to ever improve.He is the only person I've ever heard say it that way, I almost thought for a second I had been saying it wrong. Boy would I have had peanut butter in my mouth!
Or the kids who have to run a train on the one girl in order to best an evil space clown in the sewer. What I'm saying is he stinks.Stephen King is proof enough you should leave social media the fuck alone beyond promotional posts. Now every time some horseshit happens in the news that fucking faggot has to weigh in like anyone gives a fuck about the opinion of the guy who wrote the book about the aliens that crawl up your asshole and the only way they can stop them is with the help of a retarded boy they knew as children but never mocked for some reason. It's called dream catcher and it was the first book he wrote after that guy hit him with the car.
I'd rather shill my product and keep my views to myself than be a political firebrand any day. Of course, saying thank you to fans never hurts. But you have to be smart about it. Which Rick is not.
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