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I decided to be kind to a stranger today. Big mistake.

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I was sick of being such a miserable angry cock to everyone so figured id be nice.

A guy was asking for donations for a charity on a street corner but i dont have change. So instead of ignoring ppl like that like i usually do, i said "nah not today, sorry. Have a good day though." And he replied "whatever".

Whatever? He said it rudely too. I fkin said have a good day. My first time being kind like that in years and i get that shit back.

Fuck him, fuck being kind. I'm fed up with this wuuurld.....

From now on ill be an even bigger dick to people. Fuck it.
 

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I had some people turn up to beg for charity at the door a while back. They were discussing tricks of how to convince people to give money over the whole way of them walking up to the front door. I overheard them because I was in the garage and they didn't notice. I told them to fuck off.

Charities are fucking sleazy as shit these days. Gone are the nice people trying to help out. Now it's young kids getting paid to do sales tactics on unsuspecting old people.
 

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Years ago, this woman sincerely asked my mom for money just before we stepped into the mall. We weren't well off, but perhaps mom wanted to teach her little guy about empathy as she handed this woman $10 (90s money!).

This sociopathic beggar then walked in front of us into a book store, where her favorite author was accepting cash only for signings... I learned that day.
 

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I remember those charity begger tried to pitch me something and I asked if I can just donate 10 instead and she said no. They just want to get your bank account/credit card and tie you up with some bull shit for years to come these days. The whatever guy was pretty straightforward if anything
I've had an experience similar to that. It's so fucked, they're salesmen. I fucking hate salesmen. Do they not realize their personalities are fucking disgusting and slimy?
 

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I remember those charity begger tried to pitch me something and I asked if I can just donate 10 instead and she said no. They just want to get your bank account/credit card and tie you up with some bull shit for years to come these days. The whatever guy was pretty straightforward if anything

Bingo, I got tied up in some 'feed the third-world children organization' through an office job and it was a hassle to get out of.
 

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I've had an experience similar to that. It's so fucked, they're salesmen. I fucking hate salesmen. Do they not realize their personalities are fucking disgusting and slimy?
England brought in some law about charities harassing people because some old lady toe triggered herself over them constantly demanding her pension money. They would specifically target the elderly because some 90 year old with dementia probably won't say no. It's not even the good kind of rape.

edit say some more, stupid.
 

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I've had an experience similar to that. It's so fucked, they're salesmen. I fucking hate salesmen. Do they not realize their personalities are fucking disgusting and slimy?
One look at them and you know they don't care about nogs in Africa with flies on their faces, they just want their commission and all they see is a mark. Putting on a fake kind voice trying to fuck me over and i don't even get a mug out of it? Fucking niggers
 

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England brought in some law about charities harassing people because some old lady toe triggered herself over them constantly demanding her pension money. They would specifically target the elderly because some 90 year old with dementia probably won't say no. It's not even the good kind of rape.

edit say some more, stupid.
This is always a cathartic watch

 

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One look at them and you know they don't care about nogs in Africa with flies on their faces, they just want their commission and all they see is a mark. Putting on a fake kind voice trying to fuck me over and i don't even get a mug out of it? Fucking niggers
Once salesman recently was putting it on way too thick. "Whoa so how much do you squat?" and it was making me see red. So fucking slimy.

I lied and said I don't work out to shut him down. "Really? You've got the teardrop muscle shape there. You seriously don't work out?" but I kept saying no, I haven't set foot in a gym.

I have no issues making their stupid manipulations awkward for them. They fucking suck shit.

That salesman was in January and he still pisses me off thinking back to it. He didn't con me out of anything but had no product knowledge at all, he focused everything on just manipulating the customer. Fucking kill yourself.
 

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One time I was walking with my dealer and we passed a homeless guy, he's like "Anything you can spare, I need money for food." My dealer was like "No but do you want some weed?" And the homeless guy was like "Hell yeah" and pulled out a big stack of bills. Another time, a friend of a friend needed a COVID vaccine card so he could travel, but didn't want to get the myocarditis shot, so he was approaching random homeless people offering to pay buy theirs. One guy was like "Yeah I got the shots. Want mine?" So he led this friend of mine to a luxury apartment complex where he was living and sold his own the spot. Homeless people make bank. Even if only 1/100 people are "feeling generous, here's a Tubman", they make a fuck load of money standing at a busy intersection. It's not uncommon for these people to make 6 figures
 

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Once salesman recently was putting it on way too thick. "Whoa so how much do you squat?" and it was making me see red. So fucking slimy.

I lied and said I don't work out to shut him down. "Really? You've got the teardrop muscle shape there. You seriously don't work out?" but I kept saying no, I haven't set foot in a gym.

I have no issues making their stupid manipulations awkward for them. They fucking suck shit.

That salesman was in January and he still pisses me off thinking back to it. He didn't con me out of anything but had no product knowledge at all, he focused everything on just manipulating the customer. Fucking kill yourself.
Speaking of gym you can't even get away from getting scammed if you have no money these days. Some gym salesman took this bobo-slow guy in my area to the loan company, had him take out a loan and signed him up to a 1000$ per month of gym membership
 

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Speaking of gym you can't even get away from getting scammed if you have no money these days. Some gym salesman took this bobo-slow guy in my area to the loan company, had him take out a loan and signed him up to a 1000$ per month of gym membership
That has to be illegal. That's so fucked.
 
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