I Coulda Been Killed!

[RaggotFetard]

I get hired to play music at a Christian church in Orange County every Sunday morning and Thursday night. Last night, I learned that apparently the chink that shot up that church in Laguna Woods this past Sunday, had visited our church and the one next door, the morning of the shooting. According to 4 of the pastors, he had come by and asked for a schedule of services and poked his head inside and looked around. He must’ve realized it was not a Taiwanese church and not big enough to be worth his efforts and moved on. I don’t know if it’s true or not, I didn’t see him, I was inside playing (also, they all look alike to me anyway). The pastors at our spot and the church next door all swear it was him tho. Can’t a brotherman play a gig or worship the lord without almost getting shot these days? Kinda shaken by it, to be hawnest wicha.

 

[Meownaw]

God be with you no bs.

 

[wbgreen]

A chink shot up a church? Are you sure? I think I would have heard something about it on the news if it happened, like that hate crime in that grocery store that is the worst thing since 9/11.

ha ha in all serious thank God no pest was harmed.

 

[johnnynoname]

Orange County

CA or NY?

 

[RaggotFetard]

CA or NY?

CA

 

[guest]

Thoughts and prayers.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

I get hired to play music at a Christian church in Orange County every Sunday morning and Thursday night. Last night, I learned that apparently the chink that shot up that church in Laguna Woods this past Sunday, had visited our church and the one next door, the morning of the shooting. According to 4 of the pastors, he had come by and asked for a schedule of services and poked his head inside and looked around. He must’ve realized it was not a Taiwanese church and not big enough to be worth his efforts and moved on. I don’t know if it’s true or not, I didn’t see him, I was inside playing (also, they all look alike to me anyway). The pastors at our spot and the church next door all swear it was him tho. Can’t a brotherman play a gig or worship the lord without almost getting shot these days? Kinda shaken by it, to be hawnest wicha.

Was that a big church? I never heard of it. Only reason to hit up Laguna Woods is to slum it at the Aldi now that the Hometown Buffet is closed and my grandparents are dead. Saddleback church pulls the numbers.

 

[RaggotFetard]

Was that a big church? I never heard of it. Only reason to hit up Laguna Woods is to slum it at the Aldi now that the Hometown Buffet is closed and my grandparents are dead. Saddleback church pulls the numbers.

According to my trumpet player friend that used to play there years ago, it’s pretty huge and is full every service.

 

[guest]

im laffin my ass off at the thought of a pest playing in a church band
TBH thats a prime way to get some grade a, pristine, wife tier pussy

 

[RaggotFetard]

im laffin my ass off at the thought of a pest playing in a church band
TBH thats a prime way to get some grade a, pristine, wife tier pussy

That’d be nice, but the $150 and free pancake breakfast are enough for me, brotherman.

 

[Meownaw]

Do you play anything other than the skin flute?

 

[RaggotFetard]

Do you play anything other than the skin flute?

The meat flute.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

This is what Joe's posts would be like if his father hadn't molested him.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

free pancake breakfast

COMPD

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

If you're Joe Cumia he should've unloaded every bullet into you and called it a day

 

[Stent]

Yeah but then what happened?

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

According to my trumpet player friend that used to play there years ago, it’s pretty huge and is full every service.

You at a ska church? Was he in the OC Supertones?!

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Do you not have faith in God?

Getting killed in Church would rule, unless you are a heathen

 

[RaggotFetard]

You at a ska church? Was he in the OC Supertones?!

Lol, nah. He played Christmas orchestra shit. Little Drummer Boy and shit like that.

 

[RaggotFetard]

Yeah but then what happened?

I played the 3 terrible Christian rock songs, ate my cold pancakes and undercooked scrambled eggs, then went home and chillaxed like a fawkin boss. Been playing dumb gigs like this since I was 16, sniff.