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I could kill any of you in a fight

RoTheHo69

User of the smartnews app for smart people ONLY.
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Prove me wrong. I spent eight years of my childhood going to a stripmall Kara-tay dojo. I could pemenantly injure or kill any of you. Especially that fat fuck coward @covidcumia. He's a disagrace to his children. I, have always been a model father to my sweetpea Annabelle.
Why would anyone want to kill me? child.
 

CarolMaxheinie

Runner, Unlike Fatrick
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Yes fake gay man, I can finish an entire marathon in the time it takes to waddle the straight line from start to finish line 700 yards in under 2 hours.

People give you shit here but I find you hilarious, CC. More importantly you’re a man who works and has a family so you have my respect. Keep on keepin’ on, buddy.
 

Patrick S Tomlinson

Stop swatting my home, you fucking niggers.
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Tell me how you anticipate that punch from going to Tiger Schulman's?
Oh sweet old fat little nothing. You think I need eyes to see?

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I will block your flaccid attempt at striking me, and I'll finish you off with the Dim Mak.
 
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You severely underestimate my fast twitch muscles, child. I've gained quite a bit of mass in my attic over the summer. Hush now, fat.
Those box jumps are working then? Have a structural engineer out to make sure the hovel can handle them, wouldn't want to kill Tyrone well he's liquid shitting into Niki's stank hole.
 

Patrick S Tomlinson

Stop swatting my home, you fucking niggers.
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Those box jumps are working then? Have a structural engineer out to make sure the hovel can handle them, wouldn't want to kill Tyrone well he's liquid shitting into Niki's stank hole.
It must be hard for you to comprehend masculinity and bodybuilding being in your golden years being feeble, fat and balding, child.

Also my wife's vagina has always been immaculate and not anywhere near nigger anus. Quietly now.
 
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You're definitely building more body, daily by the looks of it, you're much better than Rick is at this.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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