Fist fight, yes. Knife fight, no fucking chance.
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
I could beat the shit out of Patrick
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You’d be the first official OnA forums martyr
Hypothetically speaking, I'm extremely confident I would ruin Pat with ease.
Pat's soft doughbody and veal like hands have never experienced an adult fight or any kind of manual labor and hadn't seen the inside of a gym until after the lappening (31 years old)
He may be brave and square up, particularly if you are smaller than him, but one good pop in the face and his entire action movie plan will go out the window. you will then need to sidestep as he tard flails a bit and hit him a few more time before its over.
Only the twinkiest of you would need to worry about him getting hold of you, he has weight but no idea how to use it. If you did any wrestling you would probably end in the advantage.
He may be brave and square up, particularly if you are smaller than him, but one good pop in the face and his entire action movie plan will go out the window. you will then need to sidestep as he tard flails a bit and hit him a few more time before its over.
Only the twinkiest of you would need to worry about him getting hold of you, he has weight but no idea how to use it. If you did any wrestling you would probably end in the advantage.
I think in a fair fight that Patrick would not pose much threat to anybody who is reasonably fit and wasn't scared of him screaming like a madman. He has zero muscle definition, soft womanly hands, slender wrists and ankles, super weird mass distribution and dangerously high blood pressure. Even if he had any training he doesn't have the impulse control to not start immediately whirling like a dervish until he runs of out steam, which would happen so fucking quickly. He'd be red in the face and hyperventilating before swinging the first punch because his only strategy is faggotry and "get angry, stay angry".
I absolutely 100% believe he is capable of doing something unhinged like shooting someone, stabbing them, or even hitting them with whatever random object he could get his fat trotters on.
I absolutely 100% believe he is capable of doing something unhinged like shooting someone, stabbing them, or even hitting them with whatever random object he could get his fat trotters on.
He thinks fights are exactly like what he has seen in movies. Because he’s watched the matrix that qualifies him as some trained fighter because he watches choreographed fake fights with stunt doubles and mats.
Haven’t you seen how many cops it takes to subdue him? No one here stands a chance.
A spoonful of teeth awaits.
Here comes the airplane, child!
A spoonful of teeth awaits.
Here comes the airplane, child!
There’s two ways this could possibly go for me.
First scenario
He’s probably got at least 6 inches and 100 pounds on me so I keep creating distance until he tires out. I use my ninjitsu skills to get behind him and pull one of his eyes out.
I stand over his fat cycloptic body like Muhammad Ali and I shower him with insults and question his manhood in front of Niki and his mouth pussy dad. Niki offers to suck me off but I decline her because she smells like cheese. Tommy Tomlinson offer the same but I force him to suck off Pat instead.
Outcome: I win
Second scenario
Pat spergs out and unexpectedly channels cat like reflexes. He ends up subduing me and throwing his enormous weight on top of me. I’m trapped and cannot move.
Similar to that kid he gave mouth to mouth to, My final moments are Patrick pressing his rotten taint on my face because he’s a sick pervert who wants to jack off to it later. Patrick then gets a celebratory pegging from Niki and Jackie gives Paul an over the pants handy. They’re all crying tears of joy over my death. Owen ruins my obituary page.
Outcome: Pat wins
First scenario
He’s probably got at least 6 inches and 100 pounds on me so I keep creating distance until he tires out. I use my ninjitsu skills to get behind him and pull one of his eyes out.
I stand over his fat cycloptic body like Muhammad Ali and I shower him with insults and question his manhood in front of Niki and his mouth pussy dad. Niki offers to suck me off but I decline her because she smells like cheese. Tommy Tomlinson offer the same but I force him to suck off Pat instead.
Outcome: I win
Second scenario
Pat spergs out and unexpectedly channels cat like reflexes. He ends up subduing me and throwing his enormous weight on top of me. I’m trapped and cannot move.
Similar to that kid he gave mouth to mouth to, My final moments are Patrick pressing his rotten taint on my face because he’s a sick pervert who wants to jack off to it later. Patrick then gets a celebratory pegging from Niki and Jackie gives Paul an over the pants handy. They’re all crying tears of joy over my death. Owen ruins my obituary page.
Outcome: Pat wins
These are both spot on. He has never had a fight and he seems to not have the balls to even resist the police with anything more harsh than a drunken teenage rage screamfit. Literally one throat grab would pulse him with so much terror he'd be unable to breathe. I've seen adult men hyperventilate upon a fight starting, that would be him. Add to that big fists crashing into an edema ridden head and he'd be bloodied and breathing poorly in a few seconds and at risk of a cardiac episode. His whole look screams...bitch.
Nobody here would ever initiate a fight and unlike with the cops Pat wouldn't risk a response back for fear that the attacked party might go full on cripple him. Pat is retarded but not suicidal.
Weight classes are there for a reason though, it’s hard for a smaller guy to damage a bigger fat one. I guess the equation is different if the bigger fatter one has no muscle and physically trembles at the sight of conflict like he did with Dan in court. He couldn’t remember his own name when he saw BDA in person.
Sounds like Norton on the outside, Cumia on the inside.