“I can’t have a single beer”-Artie

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

can't have a single nose either

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Get your fucking nose fixed, you’re scaring children.

 

[analeggsalad]

did Joe book a flight just to be able to interview Artie?

Faggot

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Artie looks so much better than Nana, where the fuck is my Transylvanian soil? Fuck!

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Hiring Retartie was one of the scummiest (and stupidest) things Nana ever did. Desperate and anxious to take some of the focus off himself, he brought in a (at the time) visibly dying junkie who almost certainly really needed the money, just to pull in a few more subscribers to his "show". He sat there giggling and hooting like a retard as a clearly wacked-out dope fiend took regular drug breaks and oozed blood and pus all over himself for the amusement of his handful of ghoulish fans. Nana wanted to generate freak show buzz and Retartie was his circus geek.

Of course it did end happily for Retartie, who put in even less than the bare minimum and essentially bilked Nana out of a nice chunk of change that kept his dope habit fueled for a few more months. Meanwhile Nana is just as uncomfortable and fidgety as ever and still can't find a real sidekick after all these years.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Meanwhile Nana is just as uncomfortable and fidgety as ever and still can't find a real sidekick after all these years.

Cumia really lives a cartoon villains life

I like how no one calls artie racist for being on anthonys show, because no one knew about it

 

[JJAustin610]

Cumia really lives a cartoon villains life

I like how no one calls artie racist for being on anthonys show, because no one knew about it

It was pretty clearly his rock bottom, plus there's no way he remembers any of it; if anyone gets a pass for associating with Cumia it's him.

 

[LingerLonger]

Artie looks so much better than Nana, where the fuck is my Transylvanian soil? Fuck!

Artie has been through rehab a dozen times. Prison multiple times. Two suicide attempts. Extreme yo-yo dieting for decades. Has a collapsed septum and destroyed nose. Near death heart attacks and other drug related episodes. Sex with hookers for decades. Has diabetes and still requires daily insulin injections from a nurse. Never exercises beyond stabbing himself.

And still yes looks better than Anthony. And is still more respectable. Anthony lost respect from his family as a teenager for being a pissy-eyed faggot. Artie still lives with his mother who has not abandoned him despite his insane life.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Hiring Retartie was one of the scummiest (and stupidest) things Nana ever did. Desperate and anxious to take some of the focus off himself, he brought in a (at the time) visibly dying junkie who almost certainly really needed the money, just to pull in a few more subscribers to his "show". He sat there giggling and hooting like a retard as a clearly wacked-out dope fiend took regular drug breaks and oozed blood and pus all over himself for the amusement of his handful of ghoulish fans. Nana wanted to generate freak show buzz and Retartie was his circus geek.

Of course it did end happily for Retartie, who put in even less than the bare minimum and essentially bilked Nana out of a nice chunk of change that kept his dope habit fueled for a few more months. Meanwhile Nana is just as uncomfortable and fidgety as ever and still can't find a real sidekick after all these years.

Oh you think artie wasn't in a good place or something?

*GOAT CACKLE

 

[PatheticIfTrue]

Hiring Retartie was one of the scummiest (and stupidest) things Nana ever did.

This was 110% Keith the Cop. AntH does nothing to run his network

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Imagine being more visibly awkward to watch than a lifelong addict with a caved in nose.

 

[Dennyislife]

This is before he went underground right?

 

[EraGodless]

Nigga's programming glitched when he said he can't have a beer.

 

[aRTie02150]

Other than his hilariously deflated nose, he looks and sounds great. Bright eyed and coherent.

Good for him.

 

[aRTie02150]

I remember regularly doodling him when he was at his lowest point. Maybe I should add to my collection with the new updated Artie Lange.

 

[Snake]

Oh you think artie wasn't in a good place or something?

*GOAT CACKLE

@admin you can go ahead and add this to the gif responses. Thank you.

 

[Snake]

Other than his hilariously deflated nose, he looks and sounds great. Bright eyed and coherent.

Good for him.

Yeah, but did he ever drink a wine cooler at 16 and struggle with addiction for 30 years? Didn't think so.

 

[guest]

@admin you can go ahead and add this to the gif responses. Thank you.

I think he died for a bit there lol

 

[wbgreen]

Hiring Retartie was one of the scummiest (and stupidest) things Nana ever did. Desperate and anxious to take some of the focus off himself, he brought in a (at the time) visibly dying junkie who almost certainly really needed the money, just to pull in a few more subscribers to his "show". He sat there giggling and hooting like a retard as a clearly wacked-out dope fiend took regular drug breaks and oozed blood and pus all over himself for the amusement of his handful of ghoulish fans. Nana wanted to generate freak show buzz and Retartie was his circus geek.

Of course it did end happily for Retartie, who put in even less than the bare minimum and essentially bilked Nana out of a nice chunk of change that kept his dope habit fueled for a few more months. Meanwhile Nana is just as uncomfortable and fidgety as ever and still can't find a real sidekick after all these years.

Worse, Nana hired him with hopes of gaining press when Artie croaked.

The former alum of The Howard Stern Show had, at the time of his death, been co-host of The Artie and Anthony Show on Anthony Cumia's CP Media Network.

Fucking ghoul was salivating at having his name next to Howard's in the obit.

Artie got the better of the pedophile. He was in the news multiple times duing his CP Media time, for overdoses and arrests, but the press never once mentioned The AA Show. Talk about obscurity. Ha Ha HO-LEY shit!