I can’t believe we’re close having a “Prison Pat” saga

[CompoundBasement]

I honestly have a hard time comprehending it most of the time when I check in on the goings on. I figured this would all go the way of Chuck Wendig or something, a huge career self implosion, public meltdown and forever being a pigeonholed failure. But he never. ever. learns.

He should've walked away 1000 times. Change your phone number, stop responding to Twitter trolling, move on. "Yeah, trolls come with success, I just ignore them" would've worked for literal YEARS if he'd ever been able to stick to it.

Fuck, don't even have to change your number. Just make your texts white-list only. But no. This all makes him feel important for some fucking reason so he keeps on engaging it. Now he's looking at JAIL on top of being 50k in debt. Because he wouldn't stop engaging and trying to WIN and be the first guy to beat not the pests but the fucking internet.

His book sales are awful, he's a shitty writer with no respect for the reader, and he puts way too much of his own personality into characters. As the world has seen, he's an extremely unlikeable, abrasive asshole. So, as a result, he has no publisher and allegedly writes on spec even though the only writing he does is obsessively posting on Twitter over 18 hours a day.

He's obviously tried very hard to become one of those paid Democrat party propagandists like that nigger crackhead "Brooklyn Dad Defiant" and the loser jew Eric Clapton lookalike to no avail.

What's left? Get a job? One that requires leaving the hovel and working, real work, 8 hours a day? No way!! He's too special for that. Instead it's likely what most people are suspecting. Hoping to cash in with another frivolous lawsuit and a book and movie deal.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I honestly have a hard time comprehending it most of the time when I check in on the goings on. I figured this would all go the way of Chuck Wendig or something, a huge career self implosion, public meltdown and forever being a pigeonholed failure. But he never. ever. learns.

He should've walked away 1000 times. Change your phone number, stop responding to Twitter trolling, move on. "Yeah, trolls come with success, I just ignore them" would've worked for literal YEARS if he'd ever been able to stick to it.

Fuck, don't even have to change your number. Just make your texts white-list only. But no. This all makes him feel important for some fucking reason so he keeps on engaging it. Now he's looking at JAIL on top of being 50k in debt. Because he wouldn't stop engaging and trying to WIN and be the first guy to beat not the pests but the fucking internet.

It's almost as if he's stupid beyond compare. He is an anomaly, no doubt.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

He should've walked away 1000 times. Change your phone number, stop responding to Twitter trolling, move on. "Yeah, trolls come with success, I just ignore them" would've worked for literal YEARS if he'd ever been able to stick to it.

Pat such a retard he thinks when people here say that, that they are saying he deserves being swatted because he wouldnt walk away. Thats just not the case. I wish he never got swatted. Its just one of the worst case scenarios that can happen by always fighting with randos on the internet. Id imagine its pretty shitty to get trolled by people from here and then to keep acting retarded to the point that he now picks up trolls from at least 3 other websites that probably fuck with him.

He cant even wrap his around the possibility that the person swatting him isnt from here even when its obvious that nobody finds it funny but when he posts a photo of his dinner its easily a 20 page thread roasting him. He will insist its coming from here even though swatting was never a tactic used here and nobody from here has ever admitting to being behind it. Id imagine if someone from here admitted to doing that people would try to dox them.

If anything this place has tried to help pat solve his swatting problem by trying to put the pieces together. I have a feeling if pat ever takes someone to court from here over his doxing that he wont have any legitimate proof they are the one that actually did it and lose his case in dramatic fashion. He would just end up screwing himself harder. It would require the feds to actually reveal the person behind it before pat would be pursuing the right person.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

will they believe him when he says he's in jail for saying Norm isn't funny? They'll probably think he's a pedo, especially if he starts lispily calling people 'child'

 

[BoomerSperg]

He's obviously tried very hard to become one of those paid Democrat party propagandists like that nigger crackhead "Brooklyn Dad Defiant"

didnt someone reveal the dnc only pays him like 30k a year.

walmart wages.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

watch Fatrick drop his defiant LARP and be an obedient bitch to the COs and basketball americans
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Latinos really motherfucked themselves by splitting off into an alternative classification as opposed to accepting their reality as rape-product mutts

 

[Safka's Enticer]

His book sales are awful, he's a shitty writer with no respect for the reader, and he puts way too much of his own personality into characters. As the world has seen, he's an extremely unlikeable, abrasive asshole. So, as a result, he has no publisher and allegedly writes on spec even though the only writing he does is obsessively posting on Twitter over 18 hours a day.

He's obviously tried very hard to become one of those paid Democrat party propagandists like that nigger crackhead "Brooklyn Dad Defiant" and the loser jew Eric Clapton lookalike to no avail.

What's left? Get a job? One that requires leaving the hovel and working, real work, 8 hours a day? No way!! He's too special for that. Instead it's likely what most people are suspecting. Hoping to cash in with another frivolous lawsuit and a book and movie deal.

Contrary to Patrick's statements, I could have just handed Quasi a $17k check

 

[Guest]

Pat such a retard he thinks when people here say that, that they are saying he deserves being swatted because he wouldnt walk away. Thats just not the case. I wish he never got swatted. Its just one of the worst case scenarios that can happen by always fighting with randos on the internet. Id imagine its pretty shitty to get trolled by people from here and then to keep acting retarded to the point that he now picks up trolls from at least 3 other websites that probably fuck with him.

He cant even wrap his around the possibility that the person swatting him isnt from here even when its obvious that nobody finds it funny but when he posts a photo of his dinner its easily a 20 page thread roasting him. He will insist its coming from here even though swatting was never a tactic used here and nobody from here has ever admitting to being behind it. Id imagine if someone from here admitted to doing that people would try to dox them.

If anything this place has tried to help pat solve his swatting problem by trying to put the pieces together. I have a feeling if pat ever takes someone to court from here over his doxing that he wont have any legitimate proof they are the one that actually did it and lose his case in dramatic fashion. He would just end up screwing himself harder. It would require the feds to actually reveal the person behind it before pat would be pursuing the right person.

He’s smarter than that. He knows the truth. He twists it to try to suit his purposes. He’s more malignant and malicious

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

didnt someone reveal the dnc only pays him like 30k a year.

walmart wages.

Something like that, he also sells Brooklyn Dad merchandise (seriously, clothes / hats with his logo on / tweets on it) that he walks around town wearing which is pathetic. He also doesnt even live in Brooklyn or New York, he’s somewhere in North Jersey.

 

[DominusOdium]

Pat such a retard he thinks when people here say that, that they are saying he deserves being swatted because he wouldnt walk away. Thats just not the case. I wish he never got swatted. Its just one of the worst case scenarios that can happen by always fighting with randos on the internet. Id imagine its pretty shitty to get trolled by people from here and then to keep acting retarded to the point that he now picks up trolls from at least 3 other websites that probably fuck with him.

He cant even wrap his around the possibility that the person swatting him isnt from here even when its obvious that nobody finds it funny but when he posts a photo of his dinner its easily a 20 page thread roasting him. He will insist its coming from here even though swatting was never a tactic used here and nobody from here has ever admitting to being behind it. Id imagine if someone from here admitted to doing that people would try to dox them.

If anything this place has tried to help pat solve his swatting problem by trying to put the pieces together. I have a feeling if pat ever takes someone to court from here over his doxing that he wont have any legitimate proof they are the one that actually did it and lose his case in dramatic fashion. He would just end up screwing himself harder. It would require the feds to actually reveal the person behind it before pat would be pursuing the right person.

If anybody out there wants to find out who is making the swaTTing calls, it's this forum. Mostly because we're 99% sure it's just Patrick, but in the 1% chance it's not... To make very clear it's not from here because nobody here finds that funny or clever or a bit. It's fucking stupid and only ever helped Patrick.